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Punishment for Ski Thiefs
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they deserve the ultiment punishment.
post up some possibilites for what this could be.
id say getting your ballsack slowly nibbled away by an HIV infected guinea pig while Ving Rhames ravages you butthole and your mom, family, and the girl you like look on laughing.
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um, jailtime and a fine? or community service?
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^ i totally agree. if you fucking steal someones skis you deserve to be locked naked in a room full of gays that all have HIV
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did you get your shit stolen Skogen?
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give them like a 10000000 STDs and then tattoo on their forehead that they carry 1000000 STDs then let them try and live a life
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Sodomy performed with the stolen piece of equipment
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u can get tatoos removed.. but i agree with the rest
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tie em naked to a chairlift pole with a sign saying "Here be thee thief of skees, do as you will with him." for week
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my friends board got jacked yesterdfay at sauveur,
for punishments, i unno, maybe buy the person they jacked from a new thing of what they stole
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You taken the stolen ski/board, sharpen the edges and just jab it right up the thiefs crotch a couple times...
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Poop in their eyes but tape their eyelids open and ever appendage down so they ahve to deal with it.
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no, i just see so many threads about thefts they piss me off so much there needs to be one that has punishments in it
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gold metal and a plate of cookies
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cut off their toes and slice their achilles tendons
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Iron cross onto their sholders, then uncross chopping off their heads. Maby poop on them.
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Lynch mob, hang them from a chair lift
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make them ski in central new york for eternity
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^haha actually no i haven't yet. i heard it was sick shit though.
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My friends skis almost got stolen last year at skistoned. We went into that bar just after you cross the bridge for a beer come out and his skis are gone. So we are looking for them and then we see them in the snow off the bridge, we hang out and soon enough some dude comes stomping in the snow to get the skis. we confront him and he makes some weak excuse for why he was down there. Anyways he got beat down by the three of us, my friend even broke his pole over the kids back. Likely blood is easily removed from ski clothes. but stealing skis is about the lamest thing one can do.
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that must of been awesome kicking the crap outts the guy
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I just got my poles stolen
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its like taking medicine away from a dying person....tanner hall
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Make them eat it, like when Peter has to eat the pine cone in Family Guy.
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this needs to come back after reading the newest thread about out of control theft
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Cut off whatever limb is used with what is stolen. Some poles, their arms. A board or skis, their legs. A helmet or goggles, their head. A blow up doll, their dick.
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the penalty for BUYING stolen skis should be up there too
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drowend then resusatated six times over then u pay some people to get medievil on their ass
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any one who steals deseves to be kickd off this site
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agreed, thiefs are gay ass homos
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