So I'm sittn here, right, and this bird flys up to me. It was a sparrow, it was brown w/spots of ligtht yellow but barrly noticable. Now im in Washington, kirkland to be exact and I'm sucking down a ciggerette just getting my daily dose of no harmful toxins. So this bird it tells me sumthing, this is what it said:
"NJ! and Dylon cheeted on you with each other"
So shit I'm like hot damn I didnt know I had hooked up with Dylon...so how could he bee cheating on me. Get this when I fall asleep at night he likes to touch me...gross eh :X yuk I tell you yuk i tell you.
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