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Revenge plots?

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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
alright so some of you sickminded mother fuckers need to put your skills to good use.

i found out this week that my ex-boyfriend had been cheating on my for the last 5 months of our relationship. and no he didn't confess he thought he could get away with it, i was in his email account to get a mutual friends email address and there in black in white were emails for the past 6 months or so.... not only this but the girl is underage. 6 years younger than him... and still 2 years short of the legal age of consent to sex in our state. so i find out this and i say you know what you need lauren, you need a day of skiing to clear your mind. so i go up to the mountain. and there he is, using the pass i bought him, on the setup i gave him, teaching his underaged mistress to snowboard... on my mountain god dammit!


so logically as the horrible angst filled bitch that most of newschoolers.com knows me as, i want revenge... evil evil revenge

so let's hear your best ideas. so far i've of course had the rebound to a friend of his idea, but that's not my style at all. my best friend suggested that i tell him i'm pregnant with his child and that i'm keeping it.... is that TOO evil? anyway help a sista out.
Jan 12 2006 2:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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you shouldn't read other peoples emails. Aside from that, confess to him that you have been cheating on him with someone who just told you they had herpes, he will freak out for at least a week
Jan 12 2006 2:37PM
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mtbakerguy
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
tell him you'll repot him for fucking a underage (assuming he is)
Jan 12 2006 2:39PM
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Ericpbp
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^^^ why do you only have one post
Jan 12 2006 2:39PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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wouldn't have ever read any of his emails if it hadn't been titled "LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT" dated while we were still together. i think that gives me grounds for reading his email not to mention he told me his passwords and we use eachother's email accounts on occasion.

but the herpes idea is good but then i have to say i have herpes.... which isn't true/cool!
Jan 12 2006 2:40PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
fw the emails to the chicks parents... then take pictures of your bf naked and make fake swinger posters with his pic and his number on them, and post them up all over town

excuse me whilê i purr
Jan 12 2006 2:42PM
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KingShit
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Yeah print all of his e-mails and tell him to pay up or you will contact local authorities. Charge a minimum of $1000.
Jan 12 2006 2:42PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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its ok, just because you SAY you have herpes doesn't mean you really have to. Feel free to lie. Either that or have sex with his mom/dad or his best friend
Jan 12 2006 2:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Tell him that you're now dating an ex con serial killer (escaped from prison) named Sam Karcher and he's very upset at the situation. He's against all moral crimes (besides killing of course) such as cheating and he's gona use his ice pick hand (real arm got cut off during a stabbing in jail) to cut his throat out. It's foolproof.
Jan 12 2006 2:44PM
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ninjea
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you shouldn't mess around with pregnancy. just put small rocks in his hub caps. that'll make him go baserk
Jan 12 2006 2:45PM
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powder_2_the_people
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i like the direction your taking
Jan 12 2006 2:45PM
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mtbakerguy
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^^ better yet actually date a killer
Jan 12 2006 2:49PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Well naturally she's gona have to start dating this Sam Karcher fellow.
Jan 12 2006 2:49PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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hahahahaa

that sam karcher! he's a cold blooded killer i tell you. ladies in new englad watch out he'll destroy your reproductive and other various internal parts with his ice pic hand!
Jan 12 2006 2:54PM
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sKILOve07
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damn.. i dont know what i would do, i'd be so pissed off though make sure you change your email password though. are you aiming your revenge at her or him?
Jan 12 2006 2:54PM
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Capt.Flannel
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That's right ladies. By the way, how's your's feeling? Healing at all? ahaha
Jan 12 2006 2:54PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
the revenge is 100% towards him. i actually feel really bad for this girl and i emailed her trying to let her know what was going on, she had no idea he had a girlfriend. but she's naive and thinks she's in love with him. ahh well
Jan 12 2006 2:57PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I think the pregnancy thing is a beaut. If you can get her to play along and not say anything, you'd be able to do it without her freaking out too badly.
Jan 12 2006 2:58PM
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Leckett
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well thats pretty pathetic. id say just fuck him up with a bat
Jan 12 2006 2:58PM
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Leckett
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i really like the herpes idea tho hahahaha.
Jan 12 2006 2:59PM
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snowbird4life
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shoot him in the head with a BB gun.
Jan 12 2006 3:02PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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if you really want revenge cold and hard, you have to go with family... i cant imagine anything worse then having to call your ex- girlfriend mom. but if you just want to destroy his social life... take embarassing pictures of him photoshop them up to make them even more embarrasing then send them to sites like collegehumor ebaumsworld etc.
Jan 12 2006 3:03PM
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Capt.Flannel
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oh shit lauren, do you know anybody that's pregnant? cause if so, get them to do a pregnancy test and show it to him!
Jan 12 2006 3:03PM
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mtbakerguy
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^^^ excellent idea
Jan 12 2006 3:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i wouldn't need a pregnancy test to make him believe i was pregnant, he's a sketchy idiot. we haven't even been 'together' in months and i know he would still believe i was pregnant if i told him i was. but as for the fucking him up with a bat idea i like that one... actually already crossed my mind when i was using my mini bat to smash his super nintendo earlier.
Jan 12 2006 3:11PM
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powder_2_the_people
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buy loads of leftovers from the butchers, then break his windscreen on his car and pour all the shit on the car, smearing it with blood, then call the cops from a payfone and report a car accident on his road. tell them the car tokk the body into the car then ran for it. give then the reg. plate.
Jan 12 2006 3:13PM
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CBROOKS
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send me a picture of him and ill see what i can do in photoshop.... this could be so fun
Jan 12 2006 3:15PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
lets have a photoshop pics of x boyfriend contest
Jan 12 2006 3:16PM
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couchskier
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you should forward the dirty emails to all his accounts
Jan 12 2006 3:25PM
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Sknsnw9
Posts: 957 - Karma: 10
how about this? does he have a nice car?

Pour a bottle of coke down his gas tank or straight sugar it will fuck up his engine also vaseline his car. it's water repellent so it's a bitch to clean off without ruining the paint. sometimes it wont' ever come off.
Jan 12 2006 3:28PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
buy loads of dogs from the local shelter for like 1$ each, then when he goes away for a weekend or somethinglock them all into his house. when he comes home he will be the caretaker of 20, dirty shitty diseased and possibly dead dogs + hos house will be fucked
Jan 12 2006 3:38PM
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sKILOve07
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or there is the ever popular ordering 20 pizzas to his house
Jan 12 2006 3:40PM
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Sknsnw9
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or this freeze shaving cream and then put the blocks in his car and when it gets warm it will greatly expand.

stink bomb in the radiator, removal of tires, removal of one tire (preferably the rear passenger so he drives off without noticing), dog poo on the door hangles, bumper sticker on the windshield, nail in the tires (slow leaks, fairly safe), piss on the entire car, if he leaves his car unlocked you can park it in an illegal spot and get him towed, tow him yourself, disconnect a simple yet very debilitating wire or fuse, etc. etc.

i dont think it would be too smart, but to take all the lug nuts of the wheel of a car, they go around a nice turn or something then bam!

that way, you can get away with it with out him knowing that it was you
Jan 12 2006 3:43PM
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freestyleskiin
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you could have reported him for having sex w/ an underager but then you went and read his e-mail and that is a fedral crime so if I was you I wouldnt do anything cuz he has shit on you now
Jan 12 2006 4:07PM
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cjgncjgn
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reading email is not a federal crime...

regular MAIL is
Jan 12 2006 4:27PM
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Capt.Flannel
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ahaha Lauren, you crazy violent bitch. I love you.
Jan 12 2006 4:31PM
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user098123
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Haha smashing his super nintendo..thats harsh, those things were God. But if you really really wanna scare him you could say AIDS, or..haha tell him you had gonnorhea or something and he needs to get it checked out ASAP. And I think Gonnorhea is the one where they put a cotton ball on top of a little metal wire and stick it down the hole on top....god that would hurt.
Jan 12 2006 4:53PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
take some of that nair (is that what it is?) stuff that dissolves hair, and put it in water ballons. then balloon his ass... make sure to get some in his eyes too.
Jan 12 2006 5:06PM
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spin
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and sorry to hear about that by the way
Jan 12 2006 5:07PM
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JazzyJ
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have sex with me then send him pictures of us
Jan 12 2006 5:07PM
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denver11
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I like the herpes one but you should try to make some money off of this.
Jan 12 2006 5:24PM
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Stryken
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For starters, hide a dead fish under the back seat of his car or under one of the front seats...his car will reek ass real bad for a long time until he finds it...
Jan 12 2006 5:26PM
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eastcoastcavvy
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'Decorate' his car with, shaving cream, eggs, and lunch meat (preferably bologna) and then spray all of his windows with hair spray and quickly sprinkle glitter on the hair spray before it dries. The hair spray is a bitch to get off of windows and the other stuff takes the paint right off.

If your ex is a homophobe, then glue gay porn to his car with the pictures facing both inside and outside of the car. then saran wrap his entire car. But to get a good saran wrapped car you have to use many rolls. But it is all worth it in the end. I've done this one before, and the reaction is priceless. And leave a note on the inside of the car, anonymous or not.
Jan 12 2006 5:41PM
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Von
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make his little girl friend fall in love with you. then have a three way with his girlfriend and his mom
it works every time
Jan 12 2006 5:50PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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wow i would be fucking pissed. how dare he go on the mountain with all the stuff you bought him to teach a SNOWBOARDER i mean come on. umm.. i don't have any revenge for you , but you get him back good!
Jan 12 2006 5:51PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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fucking put a time bomb under neath his car and when that mutha fucka starts driving......FUCKING BOOM
Jan 12 2006 5:51PM
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Kevo
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Turn him in for having sex with an underage girl?

Change his email password so he can't get into it and then email everyone in his address book with a comming out of the closet email. Something along the lines of "I'm not scared anymore, I think it is time that you knew I was gay".

Anything you do to his stuff will be traced back to you...so that probably isn't a good idea.
Jan 12 2006 6:19PM
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Ruski
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date his bestfriend? that'd get to him. im liking the posting embarassing pic idea though
Jan 12 2006 6:23PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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any of you who want to photoshop some pictures into unsightly yet hilarious mockeries.... instant message me, freeskierlauren. if i post them on here i have to completely slay the quality.
Jan 12 2006 6:37PM
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kickerlicker
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fucking chop off his arms bitch
Jan 12 2006 6:40PM
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ski8990
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piss in his cheerios. Then when he gets upset, say "hey buddy, who pissed in your cheerios? oh yeah, me! BITCH" Then kick him in the face.
Jan 12 2006 6:40PM
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