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fukn chicks in gondolas

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powder-pig
Posts: 371 - Karma: 9
has anbody fuked a bich on a godoloa becuz i watched squrill murphy in that 80's flik hhook up w/ that one hoe in the gondola and i think that that wood be hella pimp and i am going to fuk a ski hoe in a gondola in the future and i will film it then place it on ns for all u faggets to see

gorilla killaz represent

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Jan 17 2003 12:22AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i know a few ppl who have, havn't had the pleasure myself
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Jan 17 2003 12:25AM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
the old gore gondola woulda been nice. u could usually snag one and keep it to yourself. plus it was a long ride.
Jan 17 2003 12:34AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
anybody ever taken a dump in a gondola? that would be so funny cause youd get out and then somebody would try to get in the gondola and they'd be like 'oh man, someone took a dump in this gondola' and it would be all smelly and shit


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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Jan 17 2003 1:35AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
good call k2
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Jan 17 2003 2:35AM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
lol

Jan 17 2003 5:20AM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
sick sick sick




This young girl
She's a freak
She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'
**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
Jan 17 2003 10:39AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
never swung the clam hammer, but i have gotten a little bit of play in a gondola on more than one occasion.

I don't know about you guys, but the like six minute ride isn't really enough for me...but i do know that most of you are like twelve and haven't even taken the protective seal off your balls yet so ya'll might be alright.

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Jan 17 2003 12:18PM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
ya i know people who have done it at whiteface
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Jan 17 2003 12:33PM
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razvan
Posts: 309 - Karma: 8
no but hat would b awsome
gotta dind me a bitch

Jan 17 2003 12:37PM
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Warren
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
Sorry Powder-pig, but with the high regard you obviously hold for women, it'll never happen...
Jan 17 2003 3:13PM
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Anger
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
No shit. What the fuck is the deal with that shit? All you dumb mother fuckers treatin chicks like they're items in a candy store. Just wait till you actually like a chick and either she won't give you a chance cuz of your rep or you end up eating your words and doing things you said you'd never do to get the girl. And all your bros give you a bunch of shit and you quit hanging out with them cuz your girl is the only one who understands. Pathetic little fucks.
Jan 17 2003 3:24PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I've dutched up a gondola before with acouple of mates. Smoking heaps of joints and filling up the cabin with pot smoke - it was so funny getting out because when the doors opened all this smoke drifted out and three guys came out through the mist



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Jan 17 2003 7:32PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
Fuck you you're so dumb...you called all girls bitches and hoes...you have absolutely no respect for girls, you won't get laid EVER w/ that attitude let alone in a gondola
Jan 17 2003 7:51PM
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freeskier80
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
Some chicks are bitches and hoes...and Ive banged both kinds...If they are a bitch Ill tell'em that they are bitches and or ho. But as long as they are sweet and soft on the inside Ill callem whatever they wanna be called.
Jan 17 2003 7:56PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
wow you guys need some friggen help. good luck with an attitude like that. just for future reference...most girls don't like it when you refer to them as bitches, hoes, or anthing else along that line.
Jan 17 2003 8:21PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Oh dear god please dont. i couldnt bare to see your small penis attempt to pleasure a women. if you tape it, i will poke my eyes out with my poles.

Jan 17 2003 8:44PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
Im going to. kristen..................hahaha.




'If I was a girl, Id be super slutty, cause I always have to have something in my hands or mouth.' - Scott Anderson

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Jan 17 2003 11:21PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
i once had sex with a young girl on the 8th grade teachers desk.


-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

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Jan 17 2003 11:56PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
we dont have gondolas..damn. 8th grade teachers desk? wha
Jan 18 2003 6:31PM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
i thought k2's would be pretty funny
Jan 18 2003 8:43PM
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line__skis
Posts: 549 - Karma: 10
Gondola... :S Chairlift now that takes talent, you need balance, be able to keep a good stiff in the cold, cant shoot a load to big because u could get some icecle steez goin, or, blow it on the bar and get stuck because anything wet freezes to metal! plus you give all the chairs behind u and infront of you one hell of a show! thats the ultimate challenge!, ive gotten head on the chair but nothing compared to nailin a chick on the chair!
Jan 18 2003 10:39PM
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Freeski424
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
it's on my list of things to do before I die
Jan 18 2003 11:28PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
The only action in a gondala some of these people are going to get is a sausage fest.

But wait, snoop dogg says bitches and nothing but hoes and tricks??

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jan 19 2003 10:15PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
I took a piss outta the gondola at st.anne, was very tricky, and involved some weird angles..


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Jan 19 2003 11:05PM
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