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I just put bengay on my balls.
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Oh my god the pain is so bad. I just put it on my legs, and then washed it off my hands, and once my hands were dry, i scratched me balls and now like 5 minutes later my balls are burning.
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ive done that beofre with icyhot its hursts soooooo bad
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hahahahaha sucks to be you.
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I got icy hot on my armpits. that is painful too.
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bahahahahahaha thats hilarious
goodluck with that buddy
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ive been there... it sucks sooo bad
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have fun but bengay is the shit
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haha, ya, i got my friend to put icy hot all over his balls and nipples, haha it was funny.
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ive had that before, i feel for you man
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that use to be our hazing method for lacrosse...we made the freshman rub icy hot on their balls
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my soocer team payed a kid to put 1/2 a tude of icy hot on his balls. It was one of the most funny things i have ever seen
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ive never used it, but i have heard stories from my friend when he put it on his legs and it rubbed onto his balls, he said it hurt really bad
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i did that once on accident with rub A535
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yeah its terrible. and then you get it in your eyes that burns too
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not as bad as dragon balm on your balls but still painful.
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This isnt my first time doing it so i knew what to expect but it hurts. My first time my frined said it felt good and i didnt no what bengay did so i put it on and i got some in my dick hole. Talk about burn. Then one time i told my friend to do it and he didnt no what it did so he did it and came running out of my house and he did the stop drop and roll in my front yard.
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you've done this before?!!?!?
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Ya but this time wasnt on purpose.
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the funny thing is there's nothing you can do about it! try and wash it off, doesn't work!
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what concerns me though is you've had it in your dick hole, for christ's sake why weren't you more careful this time?
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just be glad you dont have a VD/std or something, those can burn!
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hahahahaha
reminds me of the time i chopped a bunch of raw hot peppers without gloves... and then like itches my eye... and basically i managed to get my entire body into the most horribley uncomfortable burning sensation i've ever experienced, worse than i time i fell into a fire pit.
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hahaha happens all the time to kids on my soccer time
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bengay? icy hot? what are these things?
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This guy named Tim got bet 40 bucks to put A535 up his asshole, he did it, and he paid dearly for it, I almost felt sorry for him.
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i jer off with icy hot. Its kind of a race to see if I can finish before the "hot".
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they now call him 2 finger timmy
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IT BURNS!!! that stuff just sets your dick on fire and it doesnt go away no matter what you do. Worst thing in the world
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pain reliever, it heats up the skin or the muscle soothes it and numbs it
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i got like really old bengay on the tip, and i didnt think it would do anything, so i started riding my bike somewhere (this was like 2 years ago, i was like 15 or so) and it started killllllingh i had to turn back.
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wow, that seems like a brilliant idea if your looking to sooth your nuts
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A535 seems like it would feel nice, but it doesn't.................
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I work at a hotel and we were bored at work one night and we looking for something to do. So banquets guys and me walk inothte kitchen and the cooks are eating ice cream so naturally we want ice cream too. We asked nicley and they said no. So i told them I would do Jackass for ice cream. So the cooks look at each other and laugh and one goes to his kit and gets a bottle out. He pours about a shot worht inot a paper ketchup cup and gives it to me to drink. The bottle looked llike tabasco sauce so I was pretty cocky and was sure i was gonna down it and that be that. I downed the shot and looked at the cooks and laughed and asked if that was all they got. As soon as i said that my eyes started to well up uncontrolably and my mouth began to burn. It was so bad that it looked like I was bawling like a baby and my mouth was on fire. They gave me ice cream true to thier word. But i didn't enjoy it cause it cooled my mouth and my taste buds were scorched off. Any way they tell me that it is this belize fire pepper shit that is made from the hotest pepper in the world. So finally my mouth cools down and i work the rest of the night with a little tingling sensation in my mouth. WEEELL at about 500am the next morning i wake up with my gut in the worst fucking feeling i have ever felt. it felt as though someone had turned them inside out. I went to have a shit but nothing came out so I crawled back inot bed. Then at about 700 am i reawoke with the same feeling but when i went to have a shit i fucking exploed. It was worse then the worse liqour shits you have ever experineced and burn. My asshole and rim was on fire for the next 3 hours cause of the peper sauce and there was nothing i could do. So i laid in bed with my ass breathing fire for the next 3 hours.
moral of the story NEVER eat anything untill you knw what it is.
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so iknow what the whole part of your body burning feeling and you can't do ne thing feels like.
I feel your pain
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Im guess bengay is bad to use for sexual intercoarse
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^not if you're a masochist
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yeah a freind of mine did that with a tube of a535
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you guys are all fucking gay.
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hahaha, next time use gold bond. its soooo nice. trust me
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haha we did that to this kid at windells last year we made him eat a crab load of wasabi and he ended up puking it all up along w. the dinner he had just had, soo nasty
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this one time, your mom had some of that numbing cold sore stuff in her mouth, and went down on me, I couldn't feel my johnson for a week
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Any man who hasn't had Icy Hot/Bengay/some other substance on his genitals does not fully appreciate life.
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this thread makes me laugh everytime i open it
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what the fuck is wrong with people who play organised sports ?
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I've been to belize
and you don't need to use muscle relaxer only in organized sports...which I play but anyway the point is one time I pust tiger balm on my hamstrings...and it slowly worked it's sensation up my legs, around my groin, and thouroughly grasbed my balls
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