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The Bad Pun Thread

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ESB
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Here's your topic:



LET IT BEGIN...

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Jan 16 2003 8:14PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
SPC

Spontanious
Penis
Combustion
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Jan 16 2003 8:21PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Channel 7: 'What happened here son?'

Kid: 'Well in scouts I learned how to rub two sticks together to start a fire. Now my cock is toast and my mom knows I'm a faggot!'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Jan 16 2003 8:29PM
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jsof9
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flamer

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Jan 16 2003 8:37PM
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MadTrixter
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hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, HOLYYY SHIT!!! jonas, i can't remember the las time i laughed that hard


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Jan 16 2003 8:38PM
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Lanemeyers
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'Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Jan 16 2003 8:39PM
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Lanemeyers
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Richard Pryor Blowjob?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Jan 16 2003 8:41PM
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Caden
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if only nelly were here... his inspirational music could save that poor child...and this is not a pun.


subtle part of the ott crew
Jan 16 2003 8:42PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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AHHAHAHAHAHA beautiful jonas.

waoh, talk about burning during urination.
This picture must be after a crazy night of screeching passion with your cappuchin monkey.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Jan 16 2003 8:52PM
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newbskier
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blue flame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 16 2003 9:57PM
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Ds91260
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ahahhahahahahahhaha, that was holarious jonas
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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Jan 17 2003 12:12AM
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PhattTim
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damn, that guy's pretty fired up huh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Jan 17 2003 12:17AM
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Ds91260
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he makes me hot, hahahahahahahhaha, no
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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Jan 17 2003 12:18AM
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Bizz
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Why does it hurt when I pee - I got it from the toilet seat (Frank Zappa)

Uhh doc I got a problem
-Ya whats that son
Uhh what does it mean when you go piss and fire shoot out your dick?
-Let me get this straight you get a burning sensation when you urinate?
No doc, I mean flames shoot out my dick, took a piss the other day and nearly burnt down my bathroom, now my mom makes me piss outside...
(Eddy Murphy)


Jan 17 2003 12:36AM
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EastCoastPride
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Hot shweaty balls gone wrong.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Jan 17 2003 2:56PM
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rebel
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The trees are barking for me to thrust my pelvis.

'Cheif Wiggam, look at the clues. This suit burns better.'
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Jan 17 2003 3:52PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
He was hot for Jay.

''...if one was so inclined.''
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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''
-witchbaby666
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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle
''patatoe'' -NS member
Jan 17 2003 7:49PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I think I dropped a nickel.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Jan 17 2003 10:21PM
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TAK
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Lemme get that for you.

''...if one was so inclined.''
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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''
-witchbaby666
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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle
''patatoe'' -NS member
Jan 17 2003 10:25PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Thank you Tak. Much appreciated.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Jan 17 2003 10:28PM
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schlonginator
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WHAT PENIS ENVY ??!>



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Just JIB It!!
Jan 18 2003 11:26PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Nutsliders of the flaming rail beware.


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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
Jan 19 2003 12:23AM
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TAK
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Just think NBA Jam and it might be funny:

''HE'S ON FIRE!!!''




''...if one was so inclined.''
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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''
-witchbaby666
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''patatoe'' -NS member
Jan 19 2003 2:36AM
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schlonginator
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haha yeah 'hes on FIREeeeee'



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Jan 19 2003 6:14AM
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CalgaryJibber
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Goddam firecrotch
R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
Jan 19 2003 11:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i think he was HOT for you...

he's got a hothead...

not a way to get HEAD in life...

what a BURN...

that sort of thing could get a man FIRED...
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'
Jan 20 2003 12:36PM
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Whistlermann
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his crotch is on fire
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Jan 20 2003 6:44PM
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Mills
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thats one way to roast your weiny
Jan 20 2003 9:27PM
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schlonginator
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Look Ma I can Fart Out My Pee Hole - Wheres A Lighter I'll Prove It



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Jan 21 2003 4:57AM
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stixonmtholly
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'WARNING' The Health Department has issued a bulletin inregards to the latest in STDs.
Jan 21 2003 7:27AM
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EastCoastPride
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...He might be a redneck.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Jan 21 2003 10:16AM
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