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Chuck norris vs. jackie chan!

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Kajex
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arite my friends have a website, and they have a weekly poll... well this week is a contest between chuck norris and jackie chan...and i was looking at the current results, and jackie chan was winning! and we all know how much better chuck norris is, so if everyone could go to www.fbaumsworld.com and vote for chuck norris, jackie chan will get his ass kicked. thanks
Jan 11 2006 5:57PM
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yeti
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this chuck norris thing is getting old, and i am pretty sure he'd get his ass handed to him by Chan.
Jan 11 2006 5:58PM
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reggyboy
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jackie chan kills chuck norrice
Jan 11 2006 5:59PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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yeah jackie chan would smack him around but jet li would make chuck norris his bitch
Jan 11 2006 5:59PM
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Kajex
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well the question was a tag match between current norris and prime norris vs. current and prime chan... and i think current chan is a lot worse than current chuck...so thats how i figure they'd win
Jan 11 2006 6:00PM
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Deafboy
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chan would fucking own that bitch, norris jokes never were that funny......well unless your 14 or something.
Jan 11 2006 6:09PM
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hucker22
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ok bruce lee beat chuck norris and its obvious that chan is alot worse than bruce so i think chuck would win
Jan 11 2006 6:12PM
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reggyboy
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chan is quicker than norrice, hes asian...
Jan 11 2006 6:18PM
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jimmychung
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i don't care how awesome norris is at martial arts, chan still takes the cake. plus he's asian, so he has some leverage already.
anyone ever seen 'drunken master' must've been one of chan's first movies soo long ago, it's the original kung-fu comedy. it's effing hilarious!
Jan 11 2006 6:26PM
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reggyboy
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plus chuck norrice is a dirty redneck. so id like to see chan kick his ass
Jan 11 2006 6:35PM
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TexasAllStar
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Jet Li would kill both of them at the same time, but chuck is my native so props
Jan 11 2006 6:37PM
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yeti
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what exactly is current chuck norris? Oh right...an internet fad...i dont doubt that he's still in shape, but he hasn't exactly done anything noteworthy in the last while.

Chan would wipe the floor with that yankee.
Jan 11 2006 6:46PM
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--Binger--
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well, this is america, so ill have to say chuck.... but jet li would def. own all of them
Jan 11 2006 6:48PM
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DYFI
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I would have to say that even though Chuck Norris is played out, Jackie Chan is as well. I understand that Chuck is an internet fad or whatever, but Jackie Chan had a cartoon and plays humorous roles in movies more than any martial arts. All in all, i would say it would be a sweet fight, but Jackie Chan would in the end defeat Chuck Norris with one blow to the juggular.

And Bruce Lee would totally kick everyones asses. Hands Down.
Jan 11 2006 6:55PM
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MitchPee
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wow can there be a god damn thread without chuck norris' name in it
Jan 11 2006 6:59PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
everyone should go to that site and vote jackie chan just to piss this guy off. chuck norris thing was funny the first time but it got old really fast, and now its just fucking retarded
Jan 11 2006 7:03PM
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AttitashSkier
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Chuck is winning!
Jan 11 2006 7:06PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
yea i guess mayb chuck wouldnt win so easily... well either way , just vote...at this point i just want my friend to look at all of these page hits coming from newschoolers and he'll b like...wtf?
Jan 11 2006 8:33PM
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