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Attacked with a staple gun
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Today at work I was joking around with a kid and he grabbed a stable gun and stapled my leg like 5 times. I got pissed and started wailing on him (He's much bigger than me). It didn't really hurt that bad, but when I lifted up my pants I was bleeding like a motha fucka. It got all bruised and purple. It bled pretty bad and I think he hit a vein...anyways I'm pissed.
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i hope you kicked his ass thatd suck
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ouch lucky it wasnt a nail gun
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hahaha nail guns are fun to shoot. there only powerful for about 15-20 feet tho then they just sink
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wait did you say it was okay or did he just up and do it like a crazy bitch. if the latter is true im sure some sort of charges can be pressed.
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I was really surprised that it stuck in my leg...they werent like paper staples they were fucking wood staples too...took a sec to get them out. I mean i didnt realize how powerful those things were
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He let me staple him for every time he got me...i tried to beat him up
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shooot him in the nuts when he least suspects it
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haha well come on man they go through wood thats pretty tough
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oh i could press charges but hes my friend and we were joking around it doesnt hurt at all really i just felt like posting how a staple gun can actually be dangerous
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did he put it against your leg, or shoot it from a few feet? cause if it was against your leg... well fuck
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i got 13 staples OUT of my leg today. pretty intense experence.
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yup right against it...actaully one of them hurt kinda the one he put in my shin cuz it kind of tapped the bone...you have like no flesh on your skin but other than that it didnt really hurt
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^haha its true. his icon is a staple gun.
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wow thats shitty. once i stapled my finger in fourth grade.
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yea, it sucks. when i get bored in math class, we have stapler fights. instead of punching, we staple. but its with the dinky ones, not a gun, although my friend did do that to me once in my arm. i need to get new friends...
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thats just messed up, a stapler is original though.
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I used to be a pretty good shot with the nail gun....
The nail comes out next week!
well, you can hardly notice it
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what in the fuck man, who does that? i mean come on
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reminds me of happy gilmore whenhe shoots his bos w/ a nail gun
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I was at a show of the musical sort the other day. And a guy got up a stapled a $10 bill, then a poster for the band playing to his chest. So metal up sucka.
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dang dude that's pretty nuts
i remember i put a staple into my thumb when i was in kindergarden
whooooo-weeeeeee did that hurt
but i dunno, that was a long time ago.
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haha theres this kid evan who works w. me during the summer and he went around shooting people to the point at which people got fed up and put the stapler on a shelf just out of his reach (hes like crazy short), sooo funny
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Dude u gotta take pics of the kinda shit, sounds funny.
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im planning on doing it to him and ill get a vid or pics of it or something...all you can see now on my leg is just pairs of scabs
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Happy Gilmore is aaaawesome.
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haha, where do u work at?
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Nice brohan. Yeah we staple our arms in class for fun... Stapled my friend's ass and had to go to the nurse, good times.
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i really hope you dont mean "shoot" as in gun style shooting off into the air.
ive worked a construction job involving building a garage, and there was plenty use of the nail gun. also theres a special device that only allows it to release the nail if its pressured into somethign, this little leaver that had to be set off by the wood.
but you could put a nail into someone. just not shoot it like a gun.
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No no, you obviously shoot it at someone. They're not stupid. Wreckless, maybe. But not stupid.
Come on.
Also the safeties on the nail guns could just be taped back or tied back with wire just as easily.
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what if someone shot a nail with a nail gun through one of ur testicles? like, imagine just like dead center, completely though.....ok my balls hurt ima stop talking now
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i would have blown up if someone did that to me when we were mssing around
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I was at my friends house. His little bro had a friend over who is a douchebag, so I was shooting one at him and hit him in the neck, and the staple of course didnt go in or do any damage but he started crying anyways.
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HAHAH at least it was not a nail gun that would hurt
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i guess ur only using like small nail guns b/c i work in a construction site and my nail guns shoot over 100 ft
and can penatrate the skin from that far
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