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Porn names-edited

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Kal-El
Posts: 80 - Karma: 13
i believe its the first name of your first pet then your first name.

ex. toby taylor.

ex. bitch john
Jan 10 2006 9:58PM
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switch-up
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
mo james
Jan 10 2006 10:05PM
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tay03usa
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
Big "T" money
Jan 10 2006 10:08PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Indy Zach
Jan 10 2006 10:08PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
kobe gianno? i'd do her...
Jan 10 2006 10:08PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
Tank Keegan....hmmmm... haha
Jan 10 2006 10:10PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
junior joanna. nope not a good one.
Jan 10 2006 10:10PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
midnight steve, no i dont think so
Jan 10 2006 10:10PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
wait, my first pet was a girl, thats messsssssed up
Jan 10 2006 10:11PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
it would be Mora Tim

and if it was my boy cat it would be
-Billy Tim
Jan 10 2006 10:12PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
mine would be Baxter C-money... that makes no sense
Jan 10 2006 10:24PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
Spike Myrick
Jan 10 2006 10:25PM
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logange
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 159
PATTY LOGAN

or

MONTY LOGAN

iwasn't born till after patty died... =(
Jan 10 2006 10:25PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
Simon Thomas.
Jan 10 2006 10:40PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
what? that makes mine....Pixie Kyle....thats fucking gay my cat is a girl and has a girl name. the other was better. Christopher Lindhurst is still pretty grom but its better than fucking pixie kyle
Jan 10 2006 10:44PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
are you kidding? its great, it makes you sound illegal.
Jan 10 2006 10:46PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
hahaha
Jan 10 2006 10:46PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Sammy "Hymen Lick" Manuever
Jan 10 2006 10:47PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
i had 3 hamsters
Marbles Peter
Speedy Peter
Speedier Peter
Jan 10 2006 10:57PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
kitty courtney hahahahaha
Jan 10 2006 10:58PM
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kmo19
Posts: 450 - Karma: 12
i thought it was your pets name then your street name?
Jan 10 2006 11:03PM
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kmo19
Posts: 450 - Karma: 12
woops, sorry i just caught that this was in response to in other thread. sorry guys
Jan 10 2006 11:03PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
sandy justin? that just sounds fuckin stupid.

BUT ,

i heard that that's how it is for chicks. for dudes, take their middle name and street name.

with that, i'm david parkland.
Jan 10 2006 11:05PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
June Andy?
Jan 10 2006 11:07PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
speedy chris. that doesn't sound like a good porn name. i would be a two pump chump.
Jan 10 2006 11:28PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
moose jeremy
Jan 11 2006 2:58PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I have the best one by far,
Bridger John
Jan 11 2006 3:01PM
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campbell90
Posts: 429 - Karma: 10
tiesha lauren ? hah
Jan 11 2006 3:21PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
chino meghan

or if we're counting fish..

moose meghan
emrald city meghan
or
meanie meghan
Jan 11 2006 3:21PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
No its middle name + street you live on.

Ex I would be Hunter Main, my friends are Beeton Deveau and Sean Brooks

Also my friend knows a kid whose real name is Billy Bang.
Jan 11 2006 3:31PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
thats a good one.
Jan 11 2006 3:47PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
well first animal pet thing was umm allie andrew

second dog would be
snickers andrew

and the 3rd would be
chuck magionie andrew aka charlie andrew

all gay gay gay
Jan 11 2006 3:48PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
tanner conley
Jan 11 2006 3:50PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
homer nick? hmm...
Mar 13 2006 11:43PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
ozzy robert.... ehh i don't know.
Mar 13 2006 11:46PM
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freeriderob
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
woofwoof rob....nice
Mar 14 2006 3:25PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
thats not how they come up with them,think about it,Jenna Jameson,i doubt her pet was Jenna and her first name Jameson or Brianna Banks her pet would be Brianna and her name Banks i dont think so.
Mar 14 2006 3:46PM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
Corky Erik?
Mar 14 2006 3:49PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
Hotay Connoly
or
Pokey Connoly
Mar 14 2006 4:00PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
Marco Charlie?
Mar 14 2006 4:42PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
kemo pete?
Mar 14 2006 5:38PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Barney Brad? thats retarded
Mar 14 2006 5:39PM
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lowtech
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 10
honey hunter.. that's not too bad
Mar 14 2006 5:41PM
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ryan.c
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starsky ryan...wtf?
Mar 14 2006 5:45PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
Tanner Sean.

Yeah thats right, I named my dog Tanner after T-Hall. He wears gold chains instead of dog collars and he fucks all the bitches he wants.
Mar 14 2006 6:06PM
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Lukey_1080
Posts: 618 - Karma: 679
Big Pleaser, cause thats my name on the mountain
Mar 14 2006 6:12PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
yea its definetaly that
Mar 14 2006 6:15PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
candi michelle.

ehh... i always thought it was ur middle name and the name of ur road!?!
Mar 14 2006 6:18PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
Large Penis...

woah thats definately odd...
Mar 14 2006 6:19PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
My first horses name is that!! (i still have him..) wierd!

If we do it the ACTUAL way with the road names.. mine is

Lynn Landvater-that sounds legit actually.
Mar 14 2006 6:21PM
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