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snowbladers are reproducing like crazy here!

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Lateralis
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the population of snowbladers here was like 1 last year and now its up to like 20!! its fucken retarded,and theyre all little mouthy fucks who deserve a boot in the face and they all suck ass,even the ones that have been doing it for 4 years still cant even spin or grab,its shameful,but theres probably some out there who huck some shit
Jan 16 2003 3:36AM
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Pipe_Munky
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bup bup! you got it bro!



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Jan 16 2003 3:48AM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
They know better than to come out to the slopes with thos blades out here in Cali... They will get laughed the fuck off the mountain :)
Jan 16 2003 11:58AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
one of them tried to grease a rail,it was uggggggly but fucken hilarious cuz he fractured something
Jan 16 2003 12:43PM
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RudyGarmisch
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We should stop the reproduction, castration for all snowbladers.


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Jan 16 2003 12:46PM
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Ban11
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i don't see any of them in utah
Jan 16 2003 2:45PM
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Bangor
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hey man, i agree with ya, but i know one snowlerblader that's sick. they're not all bad. (just most of em)
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Jan 16 2003 2:47PM
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unrigged
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ya snowbladers suck ass.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS, KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Jan 16 2003 2:50PM
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QuazBotch
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Leave them alone. They are on the mountain for the same reason as you - to have fun.
Jan 16 2003 2:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
one of them committed suicide last year,he was the only one tried to do some shit but now theyre all a bunch of fucks who scream while goin down the hill all holding hands and stuff
Jan 16 2003 3:25PM
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Roussel
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im a skiboarder but i have to admit that last post was hilarious.
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Jan 17 2003 12:22AM
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outerspaceapple
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haha. you know, come to think of it, i've never seen anyone on tv introduced as 'whoever Professional SkiBlader.' You know why? Because Skiblades alone are cool, but everyone who ride's em knows nothing about cool tricks. I mean if someone got up there and did like a 1630 wild turkey (1630 d-spin to frontflip) plust screamin' seaman, now that would be worth recognizing. Everything else is just pussy shit.
Jan 17 2003 12:44AM
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NoTeefa
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castration seems so lenient, couldnt we just kill them?

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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Jan 17 2003 1:14AM
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schlonginator
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i gotta semi-automatic shot gun that you can borrow. FEDex can have it to you in 3-4 days



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Jan 17 2003 3:41AM
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Sheldon
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If some snowlerblader did a '1630' with a front flip and screaming seamn. That would be the gayest thing ever. Even is some skier did it, It would still be gay. Tricks like that have no style what so ever.
Jan 17 2003 12:05PM
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Sk3bUm
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i like the snowlerbladers that twirl down the hill.. that looks wicked rad
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Jan 17 2003 1:00PM
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Lateralis
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roussel,i dont really find it hilarious i mean he blew his head off with a moose gun,just sat down on the toilet and placed the gun on his chin,i didnt know the guy personally so it didnt bother me but his friends took it really bad probably just because he did it at lunch time from school, alot of people commit suicide,mostly older people tho like 30's to 50's
Jan 17 2003 2:05PM
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404404
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You guys are fucking idots, i dont know why you hate skibarders. There are like 5 times as many skiers that just get in the way then skiboarders. Also when you say that there was no big name skiboaring pros you are saying that mick nick, neal lyons and nicky adams suck witch they dont. Find some one that has an old skiboaring movie and watch it the pros that skiboard have alot of style. If you havent noticed that a fair amount of tricks came form skiboarding that are used in skiing like Mistys and bios.
Jan 17 2003 2:31PM
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Lateralis
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they all wreck the jumps here and none of them ever even try anything,i got nothing against it,i saw mike nick on real tv when he broke his ankle on the qp, but here they all suck and theyre gay,maybe other places theres some that huck their meat but not here,
Jan 17 2003 2:37PM
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Pipe_Munky
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ahahaha! neil lyons! that guy went to my high school. he doesn't skiboard anymore. i saw him at the coor's light winter classic last winter and he was reppin the line darksides! neil took mike nick to town in the 99 x-games slopestyle!






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Jan 17 2003 6:23PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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hhahaha sorry, I'm not really anti skiboarder they can do whatever the hell they want even though real skiing is better, but skiing didn't take mistys and bios from skiboarding.
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Jan 17 2003 7:23PM
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bigkicker
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 87
dude sickest comp I ever enterd was the chinese downhill on snowblades at the pain mc shlonkey open. I got to train this year so i can beat
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Jan 17 2003 8:11PM
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404404
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Mostly Bios and misty are form skibording, I also have to agree that skiing is more fun.
Jan 17 2003 10:32PM
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Tical
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Ski Boarding is sooooooooooooooo GAY!!!


Jan 18 2003 3:25AM
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Tical
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I me snow blading.

They dont deserve the word ski...
Jan 18 2003 3:37AM
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Roussel
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neal lyons does both, si and skiboard, he's getting his own pro skiboard model this season, Canon Neal lyons
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Oct 23 2003 9:59AM
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Anson
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you guys should be thankful for skibladers. they brought the newschool to fruition. line used to (and still does) make quality skiblades. they have some sick riders too.

mind you, most of the ski bladers i have seen are retarded.
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Oct 23 2003 10:03AM
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Dallan!
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kick em down




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Oct 23 2003 10:12AM
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Bangor
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Oct 23 2003 10:23AM
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gambino500014
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yea lyons skiboards, alot of good people skiboarded at one point, alot of the top skiiers today, Eric Pollard, Chris Turpin, Mike Wilson, Andy Stewart, Iannick B, Mike Nick and Nicky Adams
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Oct 23 2003 11:57AM
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canonrider
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holla^

theres gonna be some skiboarders in utah this season
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Oct 23 2003 12:25PM
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Concord
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I should bet them with my ski poll and then kick them in there gay ass face with my nice heavy boot that would be great the reproduction would go down



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Oct 23 2003 12:27PM
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JibbaJabba
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snowlerblading did NOT bring newschool skiing to fruition. Not once did i ever look at a snowlerblader back in the day and say 'wow, i'm gonna do that on skis'. It was the muthafuckin New Canadian Air Force that brought it all about and made everyone want to do it.

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Oct 23 2003 1:45PM
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milton
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fruit-boots...
Oct 23 2003 1:50PM
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Roussel
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Jibba Jibba^

no but the ppl you saw doing that shit on skis that made u want to do it started doing that shit on skiboards
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Mar 27 2004 10:10PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ post whoring, that also goes for this post too





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Mar 27 2004 10:11PM
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k2yeags
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the best is to see them trying to ski powder



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Mar 27 2004 10:16PM
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Typical
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most skiboarders are just people who cant ski, so they ski board thinking it is easier. then thier incommpetance leads tot hem cutting off people, like me, in the park. next time that happens im going to fucking tackle em'
Mar 27 2004 10:41PM
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