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Chuck Norris's interview on CNBC > hahaha

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Oh man.. he was being interviewed and was asked about all the random jokes circulating about him. then they told him the "Chuck Norri's tears cure cancer, too bad ne never cried" one and "Chuck norris doesnt read book he stares at them until he gets the informations he wants" his expression and comments was priceless he was like WTf? "i have no idea where they got those haha?haha.." and they showed those walker texas ranger clips and he didnt even get why they were laughting at him... man that was pricelesss

Jan 9 2006 10:11PM

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hahahahahahhaha. yea what is up with all the chuck norris jokes??

Jan 9 2006 10:14PM

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Walker Texas Ranger is the sweetest show ever, you just have to drink every time he does a roundhouse kick.

Jan 9 2006 10:16PM

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hahaha oh man do you have a link to interview??

Jan 9 2006 10:17PM

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hahahah hilarious.

Jan 9 2006 10:19PM

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can someone please explain to me where thesechuck norris jokes originated?

Jan 9 2006 10:19PM

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chuck norris.

Jan 9 2006 10:21PM

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no it was on tv and its still going on right now cept there tlaking about gay shit now so i stoped wathcing

Jan 9 2006 10:21PM

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he had to of known about the vid clips before this interview...he was on connan about it a while ago.

Jan 9 2006 10:44PM

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hahahahahaha, my friend at school was telling me about that interview

Jan 9 2006 10:47PM

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hahaha, like all of a sudden with teh Chuck Norris, I've know those jokes for a while now.

Jan 9 2006 10:56PM

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chuck norris robot in disgise
chuck norris more then meets the eye

Jan 9 2006 10:59PM

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incredible idea

Jan 10 2006 12:39AM

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I could fuck Norris up

Jan 10 2006 2:13AM

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chuck norris can touch mc hammer

Jan 10 2006 4:04AM

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the eye of a ranger is upon you...

Jan 10 2006 5:18AM

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you better know the truth from wrong and right

Jan 10 2006 7:34AM

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wow now this hsit is on tv i toldd u that this shit was getting played out

Jan 10 2006 9:43AM

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almost as much as posting the careo meter in every single threrad

Jan 10 2006 9:44AM

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chuck norris once had sex with a man....not because hes gay but because he ran out of women

Jan 10 2006 9:46AM

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Chuck norris can ejaculate through solid steal

Jan 10 2006 10:50AM

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http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

He Knows!

Jan 10 2006 10:58AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Jan 10 2006 11:27AM

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that's awesome. he's a good sport

Jan 10 2006 11:32AM

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ThisAngelicRage

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hahaha that's great. i've done the titanic one... i got pretty plastered

Jan 10 2006 12:08PM

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hahaha... i like how he says "boys will be boys"

Jan 10 2006 12:47PM

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and how he thinks that people will want to read his shitty books

Jan 10 2006 12:49PM

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aaahahaa

Jan 10 2006 12:52PM

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it was almost as good as ted nuget but chuck noris could beat up god

Jan 10 2006 2:24PM

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i like how one of the catagories on the side is called "kickstart"

Jan 10 2006 2:33PM

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sweet. i wish i saw that. i hope it winds up on the internet somewere

Jan 10 2006 2:41PM

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chuck norris is the shit

Jan 10 2006 3:16PM

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he can't go wrong with the title of his books..."Against All Odds" and "The Justice Riders".

Jan 10 2006 4:19PM

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hahahzhsshashi0gpowrehgre9 t9hr

Aug 7 2006 5:49PM

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i wish i could have saw that

Aug 7 2006 6:57PM

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SOMEONE LINK THE INTERVIEW !!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD .... and roundhouse kicks

Aug 7 2006 7:08PM

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