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Beating people with wits.
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So thisdumbass kid that always seems to get the friends and girls just didn't like me (before I grew). He was walking by and called me a fag and puched me into a locker. I called him a hetereosexual and he was like 'What? What the hell are you trying to say? I don't swing that way!!' then he tried to push me but i moved outta the way and he hit this big guy in grade 11. I laughed so hard as a walked away and he wa being carried off to the showers. Dumbasses can always be beat when u use ur head.
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haha thats great,
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oh no grade 11!? woah.
Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
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Well, when i was 4'9 in grade 7 it was kinda scary when a big tough grade 11 was carrying one of us off to the showers away from the teachers and everyone.
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screw wits, just use swearing and volume
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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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i got shut down with wits tonite! i went to the NDP Leadership debate and me and company end up dissing socialism to one of the NDP Leadership candidates. boy did she screw us over!
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beating people with tits?
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i think its wqay better to beat someone with brass...
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haha, yeah, I always like having witty word battles with my mates and also people I really despise, you can get right into it sometimes aye, it's great.
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yeah oh no grade 11? wow tell him to eat a big poo, thats like 4th form here!isnt it tim? or 5th?
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yeah its funny when stupid people are like ur gay ur gay and thats all they say because they are such retards, and then im like whats 12 times 12 and they think about it for a while and answer like 200 so you just laugh at them and walk away, and they still go, your gay
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I thought you defeated him by moving out of the way so he shoved the bigger guy, not dishing out a term he didn't understand.
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It's ah me ah marrrio
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read a little harder. the guy was punched only because for deo called him a heterosexual. and the kid was a dumbass and didnt get it. and therfore went to punch him missed and hit the older kid
i dont know so much
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For not knowing so much you know more than a lot of the people in this thread, Cryss...
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i always just say 'i win' and i win
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OYu could do this. YOu say 'A moron says what?' really fast so they don't understand you and say what . THen while they're thinking you connect your foot to their crotch and run like hell.
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It really sounds like your getting hassled by this kid, stand up for yourself. Fight with him. Throw some punches. Even if you lose he'll stay back from you because everytime he makes fun of you he knows hes gonna have to take a few punches.
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One time in first grade a special ed kid kept saying I stole his hat. It was really funny now that I look back on it.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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Way to go mein. I perfer fighting though, its something I train for and therefore winning is the reward for my sweat in training. And not performing as good as you thinked you would have is humbling. Always a good thing. It's not right to jump into violence, but I can truly say that I'm glad I learned it the real way and just ''a priori'' you know? (mental contemplation, simulation, and meditation)
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