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Incriminating stuff your parents have found
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Fuck, my mom was washing my jeans and found a Trojan wrapper in my pockets. Goddamn.
Anyone elses parents ever find your shit that looks pretty incriminating or strange?
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i think my mom just found a box of condoms in my room but she didnt say anything
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uhh my gay step bro saved a convo of me asking him if he was gay and how that rash was going. that was recently. when i was like 11 my comp got attacked by porn and my mom was using it and some aim thing popped up and said stuff and my mom started talking to it (i think it was a bot) and well she had no clue till pop up windows came up all over the place. i walked in and she said whats this? and i blamed it on her. well i didn't see my comp for a while after that
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haha yeah condoms arnt really anything bad. ive had weed and bowles taken by my parents. but thats about it
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yeah thats shitty. mine was 11
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undeleted computer history, used kleenex, condoms, bong (a.k.a science project).
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message history, zig zags, big 26 of vodka,porn on comp
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bottle caps in my car, piece, weed, girls clothes in my car, alot of shit in my car
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wtf!! howd you convince them of that??
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victorias secret catalouge when i was like 10
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my mom thought she found X in my pocket but it turns out it was just a smint
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condoms in my room, and panties in my car.
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^ oh and about the panties in the car, my dad calls me up while I'm at college and asks if he should wear latex gloves while cleaning my car... i had no choice but to hang up on him haha.
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porn on computer, except my mom didnt care, she just said that i probably shouldnt do it
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I'm 19. . . My parents find shit all the time and return it.
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empty beer cases and a 'shoes off' sign. two different parties.
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yeah, my parents have gotten pissed about parties
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nothin', unless they havn't told me yet...
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hand grenades... and a dollar.
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how did you get out of that one?!
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shit dude. how did you get out of that one?
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way to post exactly what murphski posted.
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my buddies little sister (who is seven) was looking for markers and found a bag of weed in his dresser and didnt know what it was so she brought it to her mom and well i think you can figure out the rest.
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bowls, beer cans... doesn't really matter now that i am old.
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in·crim·i·nate tr.v. in·crim·i·nat·ed, in·crim·i·nat·ing, in·crim·i·nates
1.)To accuse of a crime or other wrongful act.
2.)To cause to appear guilty of a crime or fault; implicate: testimony that incriminated the defendant.
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Ya porn on computer, vids, and some other shit
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parents found my bong couple years back said i thought it was a nice vase
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Porn, beer in my car. (lol, I told him I had no idea how it got there and he believed me...for both cases that is.)
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well, i had some dank ass weed in my room, it 2 zip lock bags, under myb ed, in a box, and outside my door you could still smell it.
(it was the dopest weed ever)
back to the story
my little brothers friend was walkin right next to my room as i was goin in it, and he said, what smells like a skunk?
so he tells my little bro, and my little bros like, ur right it does smell like a skunk
so they try to investigate, and im like
TIME FOR BED
god that shit was dope though
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The naked girl in the bed... jk she got her clothes back on quick enough that she was just "napping"
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Line the bags in dryer sheets. Those bounce sheets.
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how could condoms possibly be incriminating? I thought they were good for you, protecting you from std's and all?
or maybe your parents want you to have std's?
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definitley just realized that
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hahhaha probably my favorite one in this thread
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im not 12 so my parents can find whatever the fuck they want, but they never take anything from me.
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Not a whole lot, pipes, weed, bong, papers, lighters, beer bottles
She doesn't care too much
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I had sex in my moms car once when mine was in the shop. And then the little sis, mom, and dad were driving around, and they found like 4 condom wrappers. They were a little grossed out because I only had the car for a day...haha. Oops
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umm nothing i dont think just porn on the comp, maybe they have see my large condom collection and my bowl but they havnt said anything. i think theve seen my bottle caps....like in the wash and they would say have fun last nite? hell ya i did
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some papers, a bag with stems hmm about it
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rum, and beer, also bottlecaps eye drops, abnormal amount of lighters, but she couldnt bust me for that
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condoms, porn and three handles in my car
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