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I just heard the dopest story about me ever
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I just found out that the night I was born in May in Paris (which isnt a petrticularly cold place) the night I was born it snowed.
which hasnt happened since and hadnt happened in over 50 years at the time.
that might be the coolest birth story for someone who skis. unless you were born while your mom was doing a Rodeo 7 or something
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thats tight, it was raining when i was born and i live in oregon. go figure
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i was born dead...the ambilical cord was rapped around my neck and i was blue...made my mommy pretty scared
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i was born when my mom was doing a Dspin 9 sooo.... yeah not as cool.
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lol
i was born wen my mom was in the hospital
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i was born in espanola essay
anybody who lives in NM knows what im talkin about
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i was born on christmas night and apparently it snowed the night i was concieved...i smiled and gagged when i heard that
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i was born in kentucky... no snow there
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ya man fuck babies i toss those little bastards out of the window when no one's looking worthless peices of shit, wy would god invent something like that
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i was born at university medical center in albany new york
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i almost died about 3 times between when i was born and like a year later.. i had a really soft throat and if i was laid down i couldnt breathe.
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i buttered on the way out of my mommies vagina
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kid in my class was telling us how he was born in a millitary airplane, and we were like, uhh, bullshit
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i was born in a hospital. yea it was pretty intense.
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I was born in the desert. Yay for tucson AZ and didnt start skiing until I was like 10
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i was born in a hospital... yah wat up now...
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There was a tornado when I was born.
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i was born with really shitty hearing!
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i was never born. This is my mother typing on the keyboard with my instructions from inside her stomache
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i was born in a hospital...with an abnormally enormous cock. i win
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my sister was concieved on the bicentenial of america... that fact makes me want to puke but i figured id share
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my brother was born April 29, 1992. If you're cool, you'll know that's sweet.
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that song is sick, was there a riot?
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I thought it was 26th too
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sorry to burt your bubble, but it has snowed in Paris many a time since 1985 or whenever you were born.
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The hospital was full were I was supposed to be born. So my parents were told to go to another. My parents didn't know were this hospital was. So they asked a homeless person were it was. My parents were in a hurry so my dad asked him to hop in and show them. He did.
I made it in time.
My dad says I was named after him.
But my mom says I was named after ST paul were I was born.
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that almost sounds like the jesus story, except with a bum
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my cousine was an unsuccessful abort
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holy crap... must be great going through life knowing you weren't technically wanted.
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My dad was speeding on the highway to get me to the hospital, and got pulled over, and then got a police escort there...and then I was born...on Easter morning...so it's kind of like I'm Jesus and ressurecting.
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jesus was born on my bithday
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I know it snowed many times in Paris most of the times I was there but not in May
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I was born on friday, may 13th.
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i was born on good friday. and it sure was a good day!
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the was a fully grown boa constrictor chillin in the room where i was born. no joke
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i gave birth to a nigerian once ... then i flushed it down the toilet.
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Elvis and I share the same Birthday and its told
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i was born in july. It hailed the day i was born.
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