Replying to Airport security

so i came home from BC last night on the red eye to montreal and i'm watching the guy behind me (like 6 foot five, 350 lbs and 40 yrs old) in line go through the metal detector and he sets it off...so he spreads his arms and the woman starts to scan him and she gets to his pocket and the thingy beeps so he has to empty his pocket...he pulls out a trojan and his wife totally sees him and fucking rips him a new one...going off on him about how she had her tubes tied and about how he had an affair before, bitch went nuts...i guess one of the security women talked her down but it was the craziest airport thing i've ever seen.