Bowling injury

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Insane

so me and a few buddies were bowling like 3 weeks ago - like right before christmas break. so this one buddy is awful at bowling, and cant hit any pins to save his life. so im trying to like instruct him, you know - like telling him to aim with the little arrows and whatever. so that doesnt work, so i say okay do it granny style - like when you just roll it really slowly with both hands. so he tries that, and it goes straight into the gutter. so he goes into the lane, pretending to get the ball back so he can get a do-over. and as soon as he steps onto the lane, fucking slips and bashes his knee on the hard floor. so hes like limping around and sits out the rest of the game. so we get back from couple days ago, and i find out that he had to get surgery on his knee because he like tore his mcl and fucked up the cartilage around his kneecap... from fucking bowling. and now hes out for the rest of the season. how embarassing is that

Jan 6 2006 1:42PM

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Leckett

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Newb

hahaha wow thats harsh

Jan 6 2006 1:43PM

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Ski_Unit_19

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thats a kick in the junk!

Jan 6 2006 1:44PM

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rockymountainmilitia

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everybody knows the lanes are waxed! why would he do that.

Jan 6 2006 1:55PM

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haha he didnt know. apparently he never bowls, which also explains how he was so bad. but the funny/ironic part was that on the barrier between the lanes, there was a sign that read "caution lanes are extremely slippery"

Jan 6 2006 2:01PM

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VKarma185

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that is the saddest thing i've heard in a while. my condolences...

Jan 6 2006 2:04PM

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freestyleskiin

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funny but harsh

Jan 6 2006 3:22PM

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OAK_TREE

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WOW.

Jan 6 2006 3:27PM

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wow, he may wanna make up a story, cause the wholw bowling and breaking a knee thing just wont work

Jan 6 2006 3:29PM

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ride_switch

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Wow, never heard of a bowling injury, except getting you fingers stuck in the holes, but thats only for 400+ pound people.

Jan 6 2006 3:58PM

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friday01

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when i was like 3 i tried bowling and i was holding the ball with both hands and dropped it and i was so short the ball bounced up and hit me in the chin and i had to get like 10 stitches.

Jan 6 2006 4:05PM

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twintips88

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hahahaha fuckin hi-larious. An ass hole in my school tried to play basketball with a bowling ball and did the same thing. Fuckin basketball.

Jan 6 2006 10:17PM

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Ruski

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ive always wanted to go bowling Jackass style w. a skateboard

Jan 6 2006 10:29PM

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LostCarKeys

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I like bowling...

Jan 6 2006 10:30PM

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JazzyJ

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haha actually they're oiled.

Jan 6 2006 10:30PM

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Anti-Hero

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i have a friend whos broken so may fingers in his right hand he cant fit them into the ball, so hes has to bowl lefty, and hes terrible, got a 51 once. other random shit hes done is throw the ball backwards, tripped himself trying to sweep his leg etc...

Jan 6 2006 10:31PM

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JazzyJ

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my friend's thrown a few 300s. He pretty good but he spends all his free time at the bowling alley

Jan 7 2006 12:56AM

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