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The rare and elustrious joke that has no point
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Over the summer me and my buddies came up with an idea. First we made up a completely random joke with not point, then if you tell this joke to ppl, they think htere is a point, and when u ask them if they get it, there like, 'oh yeaa, i so get it!' One joke like this is quite simple. Two hippopotumuses are watching tv, and one the goes hey, can you please pass the butter, and the other says, no, but i can sure as hell pass the soap!! Try it at school and around, youll be surprised by how many ppl fall for the joke, anyway thats the end of my pointless post..
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My life just became 30 seconds shorter
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My life just became 30 seconds shorter
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My life just became 30 seconds shorter
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Hahahahahaha, man that joke was fucking funny. Hahahahahah... BEST POST EVER. Man... yeah, fucking gold. hahahaha.
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hahahahahahahaha
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hobo, if my math is correct, i believe your life just came to be 2 mins shorter.
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I get it....
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oh.......yea, ha...ha
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Soap might not be a good thing to use... because it brings to mind somehting to deal with prison anal rape and soap on a rope...
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we do the same thing, except its a different joke: A cow is running as fast as he can untill he comes to a cliff. He stops for a second then jumps off the cliff. As he's falling he yells 'R-A-D-I-O'
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Yea, theres a whole load of jokes like that, the penguin one is great as well...they are all world class jokes.
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i just fart on the lift when there are strangers on it with me, so i dont have to be clever
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haha nice.
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if a rooster lays an egg on the top of a chickencoop...which way does it roll off the roof? to the left or right?
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If my sources are correct........Roosters don't lay eggs. We do the same thing too. Only we tell real jokes that are actually funny.
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a plane crashed on the border of usa and canada. which side do they bury the survivors on?
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hmm....?
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plane crash = no survivors = no need to bury them
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you don't bury survivors dipshit!
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Not everyone dies in a plane crash you stupid shits!
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I believe the correct answer is... you don't bury survivors, they are still alive.
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Hobojibber! You're a moron! Dude, seriously. Think about it. Survivors don't get buried.
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ha thats great....i love dumbasses
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you fucking idiots, that IS the joke
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oh shit. now my life is 2 minutes shorter.
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there were two penguines sitting in a bath tub. the first asks the other penguine for the soap. the second penguine says, what do i look like a radio?
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Why the fuck can't you bury the survivors? Just tie the fuckers up, throw them in a hole and bury them alive. Kick 'em too if it pleases you.
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so hippo's have saop cause they dont eat butter? i get it.
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