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PhattTim
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How do rose bushes know exactly where and when to start growing thorns?? Chromosones maybe?? hmmm. Only wondering coz I just smacked my head on a stupid ass rose bush in the dark and it hurt so it made me think.

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Jan 12 2003 5:28AM
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SkierX
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Roses...

Such a bitch...

They are exspensive to buy for your girlfriend, and the thorns are deadly motherfuckers. Pure bastards...
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Jan 12 2003 8:20AM
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Maximumsushi
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If roses smelt like poop, we would probably get rid of them all.
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Jan 12 2003 2:45PM
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caylorswift
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damit dan, every time you post some funny, i imagine you saying it like a hick cuz that damn mullet you have. god mullets make everything funnier. hahaha
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Jan 12 2003 2:52PM
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LifeJacket
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'Every rose has it's thorn' -Guns&Roses


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Jan 12 2003 3:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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probably enzymes

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Jan 12 2003 3:46PM
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wiener
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mullets are the shit. i have a blue one right now
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Jan 12 2003 4:20PM
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Jan 12 2003 4:50PM
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Sk3bUm
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isn't it Poison that sings that song?
not guns n roses

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Jan 12 2003 9:28PM
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Jan 12 2003 9:29PM
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PhattTim
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haha, well you guys were real helpful, lol

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Jan 12 2003 10:03PM
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coz
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evolution has brought them to the point they are currently at. just like everything else in the universe...
Jan 12 2003 10:26PM
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Hobojibber
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Its by Guns And Roses
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Jan 12 2003 10:38PM
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jibs
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I've always wondered how leg hair knows at what length it should stop growing..

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Jan 12 2003 11:15PM
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SkierX
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I coulda sworn it was Poison, but I could be wrong...

The Unseen do it better anyways...
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Jan 12 2003 11:21PM
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Hobojibber
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Ill bet not all rose's thorns all grow in the same spot, just like all peoples leg hairs dont all grow to the same length.
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Jan 12 2003 11:28PM
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jsof9
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'every rose has its thorn'- definetly by Poison.....id bet my life savings on it

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Jan 13 2003 6:24PM
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Hobojibber
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Search on the internet it will come up by guns and roses.
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Jan 13 2003 6:25PM
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CrystalineSkier
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i don't know, all i do know is that thorns are a defense mechanism for roses and they hurt like a mother.

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Jan 13 2003 7:04PM
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wiener
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G'n'R did a cover version of every rose has a thorn i am pretty sure poison is the original
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Jan 14 2003 2:21AM
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lagwagon
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once the rose is growing high enough to support itself it sends out shoots to grow leaves off, this is chromosomes, then as the plant keeps growing it send out thorns for protection to stop animals, in this case tim from landing on it or in tims case trying to eat it, this is just another way (it is in the chromosomes) a plant protects itself, like scents and incognito plants.

but yeah they send them out when they are strong enough just to protect them selves.
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Jan 15 2003 5:08AM
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PhattTim
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Yeah that's what I thought. Stupid rosebushes, grrrr, trying to stop me from eating them, what they playing at!!

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