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Chuck norris refences

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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i dont know who the fuck this chuck is and im fucking sick of hearing about him. it was funny like once but now every silly 12year old is fucking saying this shit. i cant fucking stand it
Jan 2 2006 7:51AM
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[[Totoro]]
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
Walker, Texas Ranger??? how can you not know who he is? are u foriegn or something?
Jan 2 2006 9:38AM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
yea it's impossible to not know about him.
Jan 2 2006 9:58AM
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Leckett
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yea but chuck norris jokes are played
Jan 2 2006 10:31AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Chuck norris jokes are stupid along with Mr. T and vin diesel ones.
Jan 2 2006 10:47AM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
how can u not know who chuck norris is...tisk tisk tisk
Jan 2 2006 10:50AM
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iheartskiing7
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
^ ya seriously
Jan 2 2006 11:12AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ok he was in enter the dragon, or return cuz i dont remeber. he has a fuckin hairy chest and when him and bruce lee were fight bruce ripped out a handful of his chest hair and blew it in his face, it was so gross
Jan 2 2006 11:19AM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
*roundhouse kick to the face*
Jan 2 2006 11:30AM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
woah dude... maybe chuck and vin, but dont hate Mr. T, he's still the king
Jan 2 2006 12:49PM
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xnoresponse
Posts: 946 - Karma: 10
how could you not know him, hes the guy that sleeps with a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
Jan 2 2006 1:19PM
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l337
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 14
I hope Chuck Norris kicks your ass.

Watch your back!!!
Jan 2 2006 1:58PM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.
Jan 2 2006 2:47PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris FACTS are not played. They are the new Brasky...

Anyways, it started when Conan started airing ridiclous clips from Walker Texas Ranger...from there he and other people just started making up the jokes.
Jan 2 2006 2:52PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Chuck Noris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel jokes are all the same, the names are just interchangable.
Jan 2 2006 3:14PM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
my friend thinks its hilarious to tell me the same chuck norris "facts" over and over. i want to roundhouse him to the face sometimes too. they are silly though
Jan 2 2006 3:31PM
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eheath
Posts: 61626 - Karma: 123,351
yes he can
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Jan 2 2006 3:58PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
chuck norris is the ultimate man, who are you anyway?
Jan 2 2006 4:03PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
hahahaha
Jan 2 2006 4:16PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
chuck norris's sperm is so persuasive he once impregnated a man
Jan 2 2006 4:46PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
Why do black people no longer have dreams?

Chuck Norris stole them!
Jan 2 2006 5:19PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
i gave my chem teacher those n he read them in class
Jan 2 2006 9:44PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
well, he read almost all of them
Jan 2 2006 9:45PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
Chuck norris once walked around town with an erection. no one survived.
Jan 2 2006 9:47PM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
haha i knew i remebered seein that somewhere
Jan 2 2006 9:50PM
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actionisalliknow
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
Chuck Norris Was the One who allowed the Average Joes Back it the ADAA Dodgeball Championships and then they beat the hell out Globogym Purple Corbas. Chuck Norris is my hero and becasue of that move the world will never be the same.

If I pee on it, Its Mine
Jan 2 2006 10:14PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
http://www.chucknorris.com
Jan 2 2006 10:43PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
free poster with purchase of total gym
Jan 2 2006 10:51PM
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360_spinner
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
I have nothing against old Chuck, but I will admit, they are getting way overplayed.
Jan 2 2006 10:54PM
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iheartskiing7
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
i love chuck norris
Jan 2 2006 10:55PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Jan 2 2006 10:57PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
yeah, chuck norris jokes are getting retarded and repetitive. think of something original.
Jan 2 2006 10:58PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
i haven't heard many vin diesel ones.
Jan 2 2006 11:03PM
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