Replying to I am the luckiest man alive

Okay.. so I just got home from my new years shinanigans. And it was insane. Im acutally still shaking. I drank about 7 or so beverages so i was pretty drunk, and i stopped drinking a little before 12 so i could drive home at 3 or 4. So anyways 3 am rolls around, and i head on home. I'm almost completely sober and im not feeling much effects of the alcy, and im about 1/4 mile away from my house when i instantly think OH SHIT. I see the flashing red and blue lights of a police block. I turn around in the hope that the cop doenst see me, but of course he does. At the moment I'm basically thinking oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck im 18 and i drank lots on new years. So the cop pulls me over, comes up to my window and asks what im doing and i say driving home from a buds house. He then says "ya fucked up?" and i told him the truth that i had drank but i had waited over 3 hours to drive home. And he walks away and tells me to drive home carefully. Holy fuck. I could have been so insanely screwed.