Ok,
So I'm chilling at my Aunt and Uncle's place over New Year's eve. It's about 2 hours ago, and I get this call from Dillards. I bought some plates for my sister and her husband before Christmas, and dealt with a nice guy named Stewart. Seemed normal, good salesperson, mid 30s-40s from what I remember. Talked dogs and cars while he was writing up the order.
So this afternoon, he calls and leaves a message saying that he wanted to "touch base on a couple of things" regarding my order I assumed. So, then, tonight, he calls again, and makes sure that my order came through ok and everything, and it sounds kind of noisy, and I'm thinking "what the fuck kind of dillard's salesperson works at 11:30 on new year's eve?"
So he gets through checking on my order status, and then starts talking about his New Year's evening. What he's been up to, and such. Then, the man says "Well, if you're in town, I'd love to get together and see a flick or something."
FUCKING SALESPERSON FROM DILLARDS IS GAY, steals my phone number from a sales reciept, calls me, and tries to hook up with me, the straightest guy the world over. God! What the FUCK is this world coming to?? I suppose I should take it as a complement that I'm that good looking, well groomed, and shit, but it still is FUCKED up!! Damn.
Don't shop at Dillards.
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