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hemlockjibber8
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whistler was amazing today. skiing pow half way up to my penis. while i may be somewhat short and have an extremely long penis, you may think it wasnt actually that deep, you are wrong. it was crazy deep. and i was introduced to the weekend chutes. i like them much
Dec 31 2005 11:01PM
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rugbydave
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Skiing was fuckin sick today!
Jan 11 2006 10:21PM
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J.D.
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Today was nuuuuuuts... no visibility up top of Whis but so much snow, and so many freshies all damn day... everywhere under harmony was just facking incredible, especially once you got out of the wind and could actually see where you were skiing.

Anyone willing to offer up their couch this weekend?
Jan 11 2006 11:17PM
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french_fry
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could someone fill me in on where and what Lone Pine is???
Jan 12 2006 9:11PM
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prophet
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glacier chair, look right... theres a lone pine on a big rock.
Jan 12 2006 10:22PM
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inverted
Posts: 668 - Karma: 74
right under where that guy died a couple weeks back.

what are your guys thoughts on telling the existance/locations of lines/runs up whis over the internet? im of the personal opinion of "dont ask dont tell, & you'll be shown when you're ready" ??? especially due to the nature of this website. what do u think
Jan 12 2006 11:03PM
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couloir
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im with u man... if u have to ask on here.. u probably shouldn't be riding it.
Jan 12 2006 11:30PM
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thecoyote
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lone tree is fun.....i haven't considered it the last couple seasons though...
Jan 12 2006 11:41PM
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J.D.
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Couch not happening... plan b... anybody know how massively unlikely it would be for me to get a bed in UBC lodge on 0 days notice? I honestly have no idea how booked that place is.
Jan 12 2006 11:42PM
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prophet
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i agree... unless you can see it from a chair... thoguh i guess you should be smart enough to find your own line then and not even have to ask questions... but then again names... ah whatever... who wants to show ME more shit? like tomorrow on whistler
Jan 12 2006 11:56PM
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couloir
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yeah 30cm day today... see ya on the hill. man is this season a million times better than last year or what.
Jan 13 2006 9:29AM
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J.D.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Way to drive right by me Josh. Is anyone going up tomorrow morning from Van?
Jan 13 2006 10:30AM
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french_fry
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well okay, im not an irresponsible skier that is willing to endanger my life, i am not a local, I wish I was, I am a good skier that can handle a lot and i ride off piste most of the time. Anyways I agree that giving info on locations over the internet is a little odd, and that I should discover those spots by myself, which I do every time I go up, but when you only ride once a week and never with locals, and then read about those secret stashes, it just makes you want to know a little more. But I understand if people refuse to give out locations, so no big deal, i guess ill find out the day i move there
Jan 13 2006 9:02PM
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french_fry
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and I dont follow the newschoolers stereotype of skier, i ride the park very occasionally, when there's no tracks to be made
Jan 13 2006 9:04PM
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Sir.Pete
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best day of the year.
Jan 13 2006 9:41PM
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Hedekar
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I have been to lone pine, and honestly, I am pretty sure that it is either a spruce or a douglas fir tree.
Jan 13 2006 11:02PM
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lalalalaura
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hahahahahaha
Jan 14 2006 12:30AM
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rugbydave
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I'm going up tomorrow afternoon/evening, anyone need a ride?
Jan 14 2006 1:51AM
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Caden
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yeah there was absolutely no visibility today and the alpine was almost all closed. i was told that most of the alpine will probably be closed till monday from the excessive amounts of snow.
Jan 14 2006 4:22AM
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thecoyote
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I just call it lone TREE.....cause it rhymes more with lonely...i think in rhymes...
Jan 14 2006 5:31AM
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couloir
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hmmm whoever u talked to was a tool... alpine opened today as forecast and man... was it deep. but ill see ya monday when we get another 20-30!
Jan 15 2006 2:20AM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
he was talking about the 14th...you posted on the 15th...problem solved????

Yeah today was pretty good. Definitly found some good lines. You know its a good day when your third turn is into a chute and off a cliff.....to bail!
Jan 15 2006 2:55AM
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couloir
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i posted the night of thr 14th.... its 2:20am on the 15th... and he said monday... and since its sunday still... his buddy was still wrong...
Jan 15 2006 10:17AM
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thecoyote
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mmmmmmmmy mistake...lol....i was definitly there that day anyways, and alpine was open
Jan 16 2006 6:38AM
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JoeKing
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Dude lone pine or fir or tree or whatever you want to call it is kinda cool but only if you have a long run out, it's a nice landing but that's a pretty hefty cliff depending where you decide to air off of it.
Jan 16 2006 6:14PM
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Nadia.
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So who's going up tommorow? My buddy just broke her ankle, looking for someone to rip around blackcomb with..
Jan 17 2006 9:47PM
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hemlockjibber8
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can a buddy be a "her"? it just doesnt sound right to me. can we go upstairs to the officials and have that one looked at again?
Jan 18 2006 2:19AM
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Hedekar
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^Lesbian fuck buddies maybe? I think the judges would let that one slide.
Jan 18 2006 10:29AM
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Nadia.
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Buddies cant be shes? Eee. My bad...
Jan 18 2006 1:13PM
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J.D.
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Anyone going up friday morning from van?
Jan 18 2006 3:49PM
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thecoyote
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some alternatives 'my girlfriend, 'one of my girls', or even pal maybe could slide by.
Jan 18 2006 7:17PM
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Nadia.
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Yes but using the term "my girlfriend" usually gets the whole "Your a lez?" reply.
Jan 23 2006 2:20PM
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LauraAnn
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save some for me please. ill be back in 24 days.
Jan 23 2006 6:25PM
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J.D.
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It kind of sucked today... Having the whole lakeside area to myself is nice and all, but what happened to the snow? It was so good a week ago.
Jan 23 2006 11:10PM
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skippah_BC
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Hahaha, I would have thought "buddy" was a pretty save word to use but you still got the lezbo references. Looks like your a lesbian no matter what you say.....just go with it
Jan 24 2006 7:19AM
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french_fry
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HOLY TITTY FUCK! I had a 6 hour long orgasm on blackcomb today, 4th on spanky's, light rocky mountain powder untouched in the trees all fucking day long, too bad they didnt open the top earlier it was crowded.
Jan 28 2006 9:44PM
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french_fry
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and i had never gotten that many faceshots a day, every single turn meant pow going over your head inside your jacket, even on the glades on the side of springboard that nobody hit
Jan 28 2006 10:29PM
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Nadia.
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Shit, so they opened spanky's after all?
Jan 29 2006 5:19AM
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french_fry
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hells yeah, at 1:30, and it was epic
Jan 29 2006 2:07PM
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thecoyote
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yesterday was the best day of skiing in my life. Christmas trees was EPIC. Just ABSO-fucking-LUTLY mind blowing. That is all.
Jan 29 2006 6:54PM
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g-man
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yah it was epic. Kind of hard to breathe though
Jan 29 2006 8:39PM
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Craigskis
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i waited 1/1.2 hours 4 spaky's to open yesterday, I was first down ruby bowl, even thought the partolers cut the slopes, it was really windy & snowing,

open steep bowl to myself 1st one down

super fast gs turns the whole way

sickest run of my season
Jan 29 2006 5:15PM
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hemlockjibber8
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tomorrow...
Jan 29 2006 10:16PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
you were in front of that instructor then weren't you, with vicious's? Haha that skier below the ladder on that tiny drop was some hilarious shit.
Jan 30 2006 1:36PM
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wrenegade
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I waited 45 minutes at the bottom of 7th waiting for it to open, only to hear that the patrollers had to leave to do a heli-rescue somewhere else making the wait another hour at least. And that glacier just opened. So frustrating. Had to haul ass down to solar coaster then to the glacier. Which I have to say was pretty sweet.

And when 7th did finally open, fucking amazing, in the trees there must have been easily a foot and a half of powder. Awesome. Just wish I could have been there today.
Jan 30 2006 3:16PM
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J.D.
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Dude, I was 2nd tracks down 7th today in the trees. It was fucking INSANE. Everything above the expressway to get to the chair was just big sheets of fluffy stuff. Going up on the chair and just seeing the fields of it... best sight I've seen in at least a couple years up there. It was on the heavy side, yes, but still soooo nice when you had speed. I didn't stop the whole way down, my legs were killing me after, but jesus. Worth the whole day for that one run.

The trees were good all day, too.
Jan 30 2006 7:20PM
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Nadia.
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...did you see that patroler lose a ski trying to get on the chair? Pure comedy. Where abouts in the lineup were you waiting? We were under the roof where they were huking snowballs...skiers right.
Jan 30 2006 8:22PM
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thecoyote
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Class at noon today, skied from 8:30 - 10am ....managed to get over to crystal, did "In the Spirit twice (I didnt have time to waste waiting in lines) Epic, just Epic...Epiclicous if you will.
Jan 30 2006 8:33PM
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J.D.
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Haha, yes, I was on the other side of the shack in the singles line so I didn't have a direct line of sight and people started cheering, I thought the lift was opening. Then I looked over and saw the guy getting up. Gold.
Jan 31 2006 7:34AM
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rugbydave
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Was that the patroller with a day pass that came through the ski school lineup?
Jan 31 2006 11:01AM
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J.D.
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I think he came up next to the singles line and stepped over the rope...
Jan 31 2006 11:51AM
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