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My soul is now for sale

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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
I just found out at my $400 car checkup I have to pay $900 bucks for a new clutch for my 2001 Subaru I just got this summer,..... bidding starts at $1400 cause the knock sensor is $100 bucks, good luck!
Dec 29 2005 4:44PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
so the virginity's already been taken?
Dec 29 2005 4:45PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
I don't want your soul, but I'll replace your clutch for $450.
Dec 29 2005 4:46PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
go sell it for a donut
Dec 29 2005 4:50PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
I bid $1.15
Dec 29 2005 5:04PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
is your vagina included?
Dec 29 2005 5:05PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
^hahahaha
Dec 29 2005 5:06PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
oh, im pretty sure if u say"oohhhhh, ill sell my soul for a new clutch" the devil will apprear resembeling ned flanders and he will get u a new clutch for ur soul...thats the way to go
Dec 29 2005 5:07PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Soul selling is clutch
Dec 29 2005 5:13PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse...
Dec 29 2005 5:20PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
^u did it wrong dumshit..its ~~satan~~
Dec 29 2005 5:21PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
hahah
Dec 29 2005 5:21PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
hahaha it makes it so much funnier! lol.. I mean uhhh, burn in hell dude.
Dec 29 2005 5:23PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Satin...hahahaha!
Dec 29 2005 5:24PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
now we're talkin!
Dec 29 2005 5:26PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Well, I don't exactly deal in currency you know, so uhhhh, what else can you do for me my pretty...
Dec 29 2005 5:29PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
show me the money, and i might sing for u
Dec 29 2005 5:31PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
I've got lots of souls you see so uhhh, I was wonderin if you could uhhh. fuck it. i'll get straight to the point - It's a little lonely down here in hell and I was looking for a some company. I'll fix your damn car but would you mind coming down here, spend some time with your ol' buddy Satan?
Dec 29 2005 5:31PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Maybe she'll accept sand dollars.
Dec 29 2005 5:31PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Fuck, i gotta go for dinner, I'll be back at 6.
Dec 29 2005 5:32PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
well as long as ur jealous lover saddam doesnt try to kill me, maybe ill stop by
Dec 29 2005 5:35PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
how do we know your even worth that much
Dec 29 2005 5:38PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Satin ahahaa
Dec 29 2005 5:49PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Are you basing this on a fucking South Park movie? Stupid Mortal. Plus, Saddam isn't even down here, Jesus wouldn't let him through the front gates, fucker.
Dec 29 2005 6:10PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
1.20!
Dec 29 2005 6:17PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
5 dolla
Dec 29 2005 6:23PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
Selling your body would get further on NS than your soul.
Dec 29 2005 6:25PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
hahahahaha satin
Dec 29 2005 6:26PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
5 bucks! WTF, that's like 50 slaves! Fuck you! I thought I had it with 7.
Dec 29 2005 6:30PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
why is the man named after the sliky soft material tempting her sexually?
Dec 29 2005 6:30PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
ahahaha...... silk feels good
Dec 29 2005 6:33PM
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SATIN.
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
exactly, that's why I only wear the finiest satin boxer shorts availible. Plus some other fucker stole my damn name and wasn't around to take advantage of buying little rachel's soul.
Dec 29 2005 6:35PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
i think selling your vagina might be a little more lucrative
Dec 29 2005 6:37PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Why would anyone want your soul? Like what good could that possibly do anyone? Except Satan I guess, haha.
Dec 29 2005 6:42PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
hey i never realized i got that poster of my icon till just now, neat
Dec 29 2005 6:44PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
hmmm well, if i started selling my vagina my parents would disown me..... i figured my soul would be a bit more discrete
Dec 29 2005 6:46PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
LOL
Dec 29 2005 6:48PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
but you can sell your vagina over and over again, you can only sell your soul once!
Dec 29 2005 6:55PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
ah now that is a good point! vagina starting at 2 cents!
Dec 29 2005 7:02PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
$1.31, hah, beat that, i need a back up soul
Dec 29 2005 7:03PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
2 dollers
Dec 29 2005 7:04PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
maybe if i combine the money from my soul and vagina.... i can pay off the car!! wow i'm a genius!!
Dec 29 2005 7:08PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
2 cents? that's a steal! It's not like you look like a hat full of assholes either...
Dec 29 2005 7:16PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
does that mean u'll py 3 cents?
Dec 29 2005 7:59PM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
my friend bought a kids soul on ebay
Dec 29 2005 7:59PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
don't get greedy now...
Dec 29 2005 8:06PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
how about u give me 10$?
Dec 29 2005 8:15PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
What else would you do for money?
Dec 29 2005 8:17PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
*coughcough*

i already said 2 dollers
Dec 29 2005 9:38PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
if your good looking, maybe. we need pics to decide
Dec 29 2005 9:55PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
i was gonna buy it but then i was like, wait, no, UGLY!
Dec 29 2005 9:56PM
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