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Post a funny limerik

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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
heres a few to start.

the ounce was a man from monostral
his name was king perpostral
his tiny pin dick
allways made women sick
so he rooted his cat in the nostral

the ounce was a lady from bambala
who was fucking a dead koala
she said u have to take care
when u fuck a live bear
cause sometime u get a real snarla

Dec 29 2005 12:15PM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
there once was a man from nantucket
who had a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
with come on his chin
if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it
Dec 29 2005 3:50PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
ranger rick had a ten foot dick

he showed it to the girl next door

she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake

now its only five foot four
Dec 29 2005 3:53PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
hahahahaha
Dec 29 2005 4:11PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
these are priceless
Dec 29 2005 4:15PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
its noit really a limerik, more a rhyme...


its not the face you fuck, its the fuck you face.

hah my dad taught me that one
Dec 29 2005 5:48PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
may i ask what a limerik is? i have no idea.
Dec 30 2005 1:14AM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
a limerik is a 5 line poem of sorts, where the 1st line rhymes with the 2nd line, the 3rd line rhymes with the 4th line, and the 5th line rhymes with the 1st and 2nd line.
Dec 30 2005 2:36AM
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