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scratch169
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who has the worst gaper problem in their park,mountain,backcountry,etc.


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Jan 9 2003 12:42AM
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joshbryant
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Right now Breck is pretty bad. You can't get a blowjob in Texas because all the cocksuckers are here.

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Jan 9 2003 12:51AM
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C.Royce
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nick, hate to break it to ya but its you!
Jan 9 2003 12:57AM
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CalgaryJibber
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yo I saw a kid with a hat up past his short blond thin reciding hairline and his gap aviator goggles were down below his eyes, and theres alot of texans in new mexico

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Jan 9 2003 1:05AM
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NoTeefa
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wigga pleeeeze. what the fuck is a gaper anyways?

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my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Jan 9 2003 1:08AM
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srwinnsuco
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Damn talking about Texans. I was in purgatory a few weeks ago and i'd say there were 8 texans out of 10 people on the mountain. I swear that i didnt see a single good skier the entire week i was there.
Jan 9 2003 1:18AM
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Schmitty
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I'll agree that breck usually has the wost gaper problem that I have seen. Everywhere is bad over xmas break though.
Jan 9 2003 1:20AM
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BallinBU
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breck is almost always busted. it's so crowded there that you got to expect that shit though.
Jan 9 2003 2:38AM
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Baker
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in jackson it was gaper central. so many of them. They all had pocket rockets or the pilot system thinking that it would make them better. It doesn't help if you can't get past a snow plow turn.



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Jan 9 2003 9:57AM
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snomaster
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is gaper a west term...? im used to joey, but i prefer to call them squids or herbs. if ur really bad you might be a called a jabroni. every mountain has them but i'd say that killington has the worst problem that i've seen, however, i've never skied in CT, i bet it's bad there. mt snow has the best park skiers that i know of anywhere... overall at least.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*
Jan 9 2003 10:14AM
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Tical
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As far as Ct. has the best park skiers, you need to check out Mammoth. Watching the locals rip the superpipe on a weekday, makes you think your watching the X-Games or something... Actually, you probably are watching a few gold medalicts... I have never seen so many Boarders and Skiers ripping the shit outta of pipe, like what goes on @ Mammoth.
Jan 9 2003 11:32AM
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Tical
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errr I meant mt snow not Ct. Damn wake and bake :)
Jan 9 2003 11:33AM
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snomaster
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i bet that's true about mammoth. and don't mistake what i said about Ct, i bet it's really sad there, not good.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*
Jan 9 2003 11:34AM
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ColoradoFlats
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that's cuz that's all there is to do at mammoth, ride the pipe, eat and sleep
Jan 9 2003 12:30PM
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undercarriage
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We call em Freds at Mount Snow. I thought you were talking about google gap. There are a lot of those everywhere though
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Jan 9 2003 5:25PM
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teresak2
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At big sky we get alot of fur coats, jeans and cowboy hats during christmas
Jan 9 2003 8:33PM
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alpentalik
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one word: whistler / blackcomb


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Jan 9 2003 8:55PM
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Baker
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During christmas break it seemed like half the people at jackson were wearing one-pieces. Fucking rich tourist ass-rams




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Jan 9 2003 10:11PM
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powder-pig
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gaper is just there style the gaper people prob laf at us becuase wer not gaper
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Jan 9 2003 10:27PM
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C.Royce
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what?? gaper=gap between your goggles why the hell would they choose that they just don't know its there its not a style
Jan 9 2003 11:06PM
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etom
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hey, i was a tourist in jackson after x mas. i met these locals and all they were doin was talken shit about tourists, i dont blame them. but i was a tourist and i was liek shit. good times.

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Jan 10 2003 2:21AM
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Maximumsushi
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I just found out what a gaper was last night, then we invented gaper steeze, hah.
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Jan 10 2003 2:27AM
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longboardskater
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everyone single fucking tourist at jackson hole rides the pocket rockets, it was really gay, even the people in the level 3 lessons were riding them, gaper steeze
Jan 10 2003 7:19PM
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Dub_Digital
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bear is AWFULL its either gapers or a million snowboarders
Feb 8 2009 9:15PM
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Aaaron.
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the entire LA metropolitan area at one mountain.
what do you expect?
Feb 8 2009 9:17PM
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idontactuallyski
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^^ mega bump
Feb 8 2009 9:17PM
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Alex=God
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stop bumping shit from like six years ago
Feb 8 2009 9:19PM
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Smilemon
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So... is a gaper a total noob, or a looser who buys the "Cool Kid" ski wear from zumies.
Feb 8 2009 9:20PM
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Dub_Digital
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total noob
Feb 8 2009 9:23PM
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