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Crazy last names

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Elife
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so im sitting here, listening to the radio and tiny dancer by elton john comes on and it hits me, the bastards last name it JOHN, thats so weird yet i never noticed (Mr. John) also theres a guy who ran for selectboard in my town named Richard Trickle (dick is short for richard if u didnt know) how bout that?
what other weird names are out there?
Dec 27 2005 9:24PM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
mines kwiecien and my buds is humphre i dunno how to spell it but its pronounced hump free . sick last name
Jan 8 2006 3:11PM
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freestyleskiin
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dick buttcus
Jan 8 2006 3:14PM
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supervore
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my friends last name is stoner, pretty cool last name. the weirdest one i have seen would have to be this kid named rhino cox. i remember a kid whos name was Ocean McCool...his parents must've been hippies
Jan 8 2006 3:18PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
my friends last nae is sokoloski
Jan 8 2006 3:19PM
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Leckett
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^thats a normal polish last name
Jan 8 2006 3:21PM
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danedegruyter
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theres a kid in my school named Harry Olive.. and my last name is Degruyter.. kinda weird
Jan 8 2006 3:22PM
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Leckett
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i just lookd through my yearbook, and found a person named Laura Weiner
Jan 8 2006 3:23PM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
mine is insam
Jan 8 2006 3:38PM
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C-Burg
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It is Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila
Jan 8 2006 4:45PM
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C-Burg
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People with thier first and last names that are the same or similar like my neighbor whose name is Frank Franks
Jan 8 2006 4:56PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
that would suck to have the initials 'F.U.K'
Jan 8 2006 4:58PM
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St.Steezy
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^my buddy's intials are P.M.S.
Jan 8 2006 4:59PM
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Leckett
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wat are you talking about that would be so sick. my brother had a friend whos initials were W.A.R.
Jan 8 2006 5:03PM
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St.Steezy
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and oh yeah my initials are A.R.W. I deserve a pair of skis.
Jan 8 2006 5:06PM
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Leckett
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mine are KCL. thats so boring
Jan 8 2006 5:07PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
theres a kid in my school named tre stump. like trey but without the 'y' add another 'e' and the poor kid is tree stump!
Feb 2 2006 1:52PM
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nickmcnutt
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i work at a grocery store, and when we recieve pallets of freight, there is a ticket on them with the manes of who stacked them. since it is all ran out of vancouver, there are alot of east indians. the funnier ones are:
matt watt
molina alfredo
grewall gurjant
sran parm
papa marsden

and there are so many more
Feb 2 2006 1:58PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I 411'ed Craven Morehead as a joke and apparently a guy in Sudbury Ont is named Craven E. Moorehead
Feb 2 2006 2:00PM
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BigZero
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I'm not kidding, thats my last name.
Feb 2 2006 2:04PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 146
Shanda Leir

its probably the only name thats not inappropiate
Feb 2 2006 2:04PM
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dbag37
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
no joke, a urologist that my mom works with is named dr. dick leak, very ironic
Feb 2 2006 3:14PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
my pottery teachers last name is
wolfe-seamen... shes pregnant too and they are having a hell of a time picking a name that won't get made fun of too much
Feb 2 2006 3:16PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
grand fathers last name
get this

"orval kornrumpf"

next time you hate shit just think of his childhood +depression

my last names hill is that weird?
Feb 2 2006 3:37PM
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