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Crazy last names

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Elife
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so im sitting here, listening to the radio and tiny dancer by elton john comes on and it hits me, the bastards last name it JOHN, thats so weird yet i never noticed (Mr. John) also theres a guy who ran for selectboard in my town named Richard Trickle (dick is short for richard if u didnt know) how bout that?
what other weird names are out there?
Dec 27 2005 9:24PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
idiots.

people usually pick up on me being easten european.
Dec 28 2005 1:36AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
one of my old teacher was " jack hiscock" and thats how it was spelt too
Dec 28 2005 1:44AM
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wskibum176
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i went on a trip this summer with a kid whose last name was "bumcrot"
Dec 28 2005 1:45AM
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1-pippin
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oh yeah there is this company in my town(fort collins) called stoner company, i think its like building or something to do with houses. but they all have trucks they drive around that say STONER in big letters on the side. and we always go to the subway right next to it for lunch alot, and when people come out of the stoner building we make fun of them.
Dec 28 2005 2:23AM
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DrGonzo729
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theres a guy in bend named Harry Bongers
Dec 28 2005 2:27AM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
kid on my lacrosse team in highschool had the name Mike Hawk

the students went crazy everytime he scored a goal and his name was announced.
Dec 28 2005 2:30AM
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kickerlicker
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my name is harry johnson
Dec 28 2005 2:52AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
^ur sn lies then eh?
Dec 28 2005 10:30AM
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CharlesB.
Posts: 2755 - Karma: 66
a guy in Quebec is named Lebeau-Fyfe, which means "the cute gay"
Dec 28 2005 11:56AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i had a teacher in 9th grade named Mrs. Cunt...

no joke
Dec 28 2005 11:57AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
well, i know of a few books with weird names...

"Golden Streams" by I.P. Freely
"Ten Miles To The Outhouse" by Will E. Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont.

nah, i got nothin.
Dec 28 2005 12:05PM
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Anti-Hero
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 338
justin case
Dec 28 2005 12:28PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i know someone who's last name's weiner. pronounced winer though. well at least HE thinks that's how you say it.
Dec 28 2005 2:26PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
thats a damn lie!!!!
haha.
Dec 28 2005 2:35PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
boychuk, thats my last name
Dec 28 2005 2:44PM
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ISkiSwitch
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i dunno, i cant think now. BUt I'm working in an office now, and the councilmen's last name is Franczyk, pronounced Fran-zack. I dunno, internships suck.
Dec 28 2005 2:49PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
My last name is Jeronimo. Thats kind of weird.
Dec 28 2005 2:56PM
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megacolon
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no it's not, liar
Dec 28 2005 3:08PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
my last name is wilcox which sucks, but i tell ppl that my cousin is evan wilcox
Dec 28 2005 3:13PM
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crooks
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the am skier
Dec 28 2005 3:14PM
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espen^R
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James Blunt
Dec 28 2005 3:14PM
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Kev-Hal
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smith
Dec 28 2005 3:16PM
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Kev-Hal
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thompson
Dec 28 2005 3:16PM
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Kev-Hal
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jones
Dec 28 2005 3:16PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
^ post whore
Dec 28 2005 3:18PM
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megacolon
Posts: 2018 - Karma: 10
shut up noob
Dec 28 2005 3:20PM
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Kev-Hal
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 91
i've been around longer then both of you
Dec 28 2005 3:21PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
who cares
Dec 28 2005 3:22PM
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Kev-Hal
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williams
Dec 28 2005 3:23PM
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megacolon
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k
Dec 28 2005 3:24PM
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Forum*
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I had a teacher once names Mrs. Semen in grade 3, and then changed her last name, it took me 2 years of sex ed to figure out why she changed her last name.
Dec 28 2005 3:27PM
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SnowKristaL
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There was a kid who graduated from my high school named Dusty Trail and a girl who lives in Crested Butte, CO named Bablin Brookes.
Dec 28 2005 5:20PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
we have a Mr. Seamon who teaches math at my school..hes a douche who loves magic cards even though hes like 35
Dec 28 2005 5:29PM
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Lukey_1080
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when prince changed his name to a symbol
Dec 28 2005 5:43PM
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k_Boss957
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harry cumdrop
Dec 28 2005 6:38PM
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Peteyfree1
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Richard Wiggle but eveyone calls him DICK WIGGLE
Dec 28 2005 7:55PM
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SnowKristaL
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Ha ha I can picture that. Hilarious.
Dec 28 2005 7:56PM
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Anathema
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i had a buddy named tom schitt back in elementary school.
Dec 28 2005 8:03PM
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jimmychung
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i have a friend whose last name is "Goff", and he wants to name his kid jack....Jack Goff.
Dec 28 2005 8:07PM
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wskibum176
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holy shit, i have a girl in my grade whose last name is "hiscock"
Dec 28 2005 8:39PM
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wskibum176
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^ and her dads name is "pat"
Dec 28 2005 8:39PM
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brokenconcept24
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my friend knows a girl named jenna talia
Dec 28 2005 9:27PM
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jimmychung
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hahahah epic!
Dec 28 2005 9:56PM
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vRoy
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i knew a guy called phill mcrakin
Dec 29 2005 1:35AM
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III
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There was a kid in our school named Gabe Ascher.(say it out loud a few times) He won the superlative for best name.
Dec 29 2005 1:41AM
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Kev-Hal
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Mitur Binsdurty
Dec 29 2005 2:02AM
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public_enemy720
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i know a kid named mike jism pronounced jizzum i found that funny
Dec 29 2005 10:24AM
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Edward.
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my cousin has a friend and her name is, Rubin DeBoobs
Dec 29 2005 12:26PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
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hahah:D
Dec 29 2005 1:27PM
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010
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mike roch
Dec 29 2005 3:24PM
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