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Crazy last names

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Elife
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so im sitting here, listening to the radio and tiny dancer by elton john comes on and it hits me, the bastards last name it JOHN, thats so weird yet i never noticed (Mr. John) also theres a guy who ran for selectboard in my town named Richard Trickle (dick is short for richard if u didnt know) how bout that?
what other weird names are out there?
Dec 27 2005 9:24PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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mike hunt
Dec 27 2005 9:25PM
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eheath
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Ben Dover, there really is a kid named that in my town.
Dec 27 2005 9:25PM
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Shadows
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its "sir" elton john
Dec 27 2005 9:26PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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i was about to say that one, but i dont know someone who actually has it.
Dec 27 2005 9:27PM
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skiwoj
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when i was in nc this summer there was a guy running fer sherrif named larke plyler, and then some chick running fer something else named crystal crump
Dec 27 2005 9:28PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
Oliver Clothsoff not sure if its real but it would be real funny
Dec 27 2005 9:29PM
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Edward.
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muslim kidshave really wierd names such as
moutaz alebdazzragdad
that is a real name, its a kid that goes to my school
Dec 27 2005 9:31PM
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freestyler540
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Dereck Butts.

Its true he's married to my cousin.
Dec 27 2005 9:34PM
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hartig
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i actually know a kid whos name is that
Dec 27 2005 9:35PM
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garrett.
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kabir - bajabilamila....the packers de oor dlinemen
Dec 27 2005 9:36PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
I know a guy named Caepher Pink. and there's a girl my friend knows named Anita Bathe.
Dec 27 2005 9:37PM
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Elife
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how bout al pakya....
Dec 27 2005 9:38PM
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garrett.
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i mean Gbaja-Biamila Kabeer
Dec 27 2005 9:39PM
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GingerKid08
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my last name is 'La Goo'
Dec 27 2005 9:40PM
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ThePoopSock
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some kid i new name was richard johnson, aka dick johnson
Dec 27 2005 9:44PM
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1-pippin
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there is this kid at my school named witwer, we make fun of him and beat him up because of it.
Dec 27 2005 9:46PM
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seemeski
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Bud Tugly would be a shitty name, I have yet to meet someone named that.
Dec 27 2005 9:49PM
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lalalalaura
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You know what would be a funny name? Terd Ferguson. ha! terd ferguson!
Dec 27 2005 9:55PM
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Elife
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my cousin has a friend named shithead (shi-theed)
Dec 27 2005 9:55PM
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sKILOve07
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abukar mohammed
jack knopff



that's all i can think of at the moment
Dec 27 2005 10:01PM
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jibjim
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Justin Time
Dec 27 2005 10:03PM
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sKILOve07
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oh my best friend was going to be named jenna till, but then they realized that saying it fast sounded bad
Dec 27 2005 10:06PM
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t3shellvenom
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my last name is sulmanis, wtf is that?
Dec 27 2005 10:10PM
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Ruski
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our districts middle school president's name is ted ferguson, hehe
Dec 27 2005 10:10PM
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hucker22
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Tugnut from the avalanche

there was a thing about wierd last names on the man show
Dec 27 2005 10:38PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
snl celebrity jeopardy is the funniest thing I have ever seen.... "I'll take the rapists for 500 hundred alex"
"Thats therapists Mr. Connery"
Dec 27 2005 10:38PM
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1-pippin
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oh yeah this kid i know is like chinese or some shit and his last name is kok and it sayed like cock, and his sisters name is actually like seriously ada(spelling?) whatever but her name is sayed like ate a cock!
Dec 27 2005 10:39PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
^congrats on hitting onethousand
Dec 27 2005 10:41PM
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KeegLove
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I.P. Freely....tehehehe
Dec 27 2005 10:42PM
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lalalalaura
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oh yeah?! well our town's mayor's name is Clint Hames, and me and my friends are going to send him a shirt that says "I'm Clint Hames, bitch"
Dec 27 2005 10:52PM
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Ruski
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clint hames...hah, funny, that pause there wasnt a joke im sad to say i actually had to think for a moment
Dec 27 2005 10:54PM
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aoe
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Friend knows someone named Crystal Lier.... middle name shanda
Dec 27 2005 10:55PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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giray dadali....my dads name is ali dadali so its like dad then ali and my dads name is ali....weird
Dec 27 2005 10:55PM
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KWagner
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Theres a kid who goes to my old high school named Andrew Alex Pencil. Aka, Drew A. Pencil. Hes cool.
Dec 27 2005 10:57PM
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timmi
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im pritty sure i have the only last name in the world with a W and a Y in it
Dwyer
Dec 27 2005 11:03PM
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lalalalaura
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what about Tom Sawyer?
Dec 27 2005 11:03PM
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oakjewlery
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my uncles name is richard finkboner and my parents know someone named harry johnson. mr. johnson used to be there gym teacher in high school
Dec 27 2005 11:05PM
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jimmychung
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there's a kid in my town named alex boehner, pronounced "bayner", but whenever we had a substitute teacher the would pronounce it "boner" and we'd all laugh or asses off.
Dec 27 2005 11:30PM
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timmi
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touche. funny i didnt realize that. i love that song/hate that book(huck finn)
Dec 27 2005 11:31PM
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jholer2
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i know a kid named peter long. its a pretty good name to have in the phone book.
Dec 28 2005 1:10AM
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hartig
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what about harry weiner? my moms friend had a professor in college with that name. he musta got soo much shit
Dec 28 2005 1:13AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
theres a guy in our phonebook whos last is stoner. in the pb it says E. Stoner
Dec 28 2005 1:13AM
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hartig
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woulda been better if it was A. Stoner
Dec 28 2005 1:15AM
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kickerlicker
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i know two mother fuckers with the same last name mcdowell but they are not related kind of wierd i thought
Dec 28 2005 1:19AM
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skogenjake
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kuczeruk...thats my last name.
Dec 28 2005 1:20AM
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Nivrittam
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hahahahahah what nationality is that?
Dec 28 2005 1:22AM
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ski-or-die
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Randy Breeder he's the fire-chief in my town
Dec 28 2005 1:26AM
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hartig
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mines hartig if no one noticed. haha
Dec 28 2005 1:28AM
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skogenjake
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that not nearly as bad.

ukrainian last names are worse than polish or any other hard one usually.
Dec 28 2005 1:29AM
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hartig
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haha true, but its clearly german. people sometimes ask me what nationality i am on purpose. its very stupid and annoying
Dec 28 2005 1:30AM
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