Replying to my house is going to get trashed

My parents are going out of town and everyone knows and is coiming and bringing more people. It wont be to bad cause I dont care if my parents find out but it sucks if the cops show up. I am buying 200 cans of mgd and a couple other people are buying a lot. The original plan was to get a keg but my sister wont anymore. Anyone have any ideas on how to keep people from making a ton of noise so that my neighbors wont call the cops at any point becuase they dont like me and know my parents are out of town. I am blowing so much money on this weekend but whatever.

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