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my house is going to get trashed
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My parents are going out of town and everyone knows and is coiming and bringing more people. It wont be to bad cause I dont care if my parents find out but it sucks if the cops show up. I am buying 200 cans of mgd and a couple other people are buying a lot. The original plan was to get a keg but my sister wont anymore. Anyone have any ideas on how to keep people from making a ton of noise so that my neighbors wont call the cops at any point becuase they dont like me and know my parents are out of town. I am blowing so much money on this weekend but whatever.
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only let your friends in, or people that are down. Don't let the little bitches of the town into your house.
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Your house is going to get fucked up... if your giving away beer...
ha, your going to have to learn the hard way.....
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Put a lock down on bedrooms, people will only jack shit from you....
and watch your tv. playstation, vcr, dvd's all that sort of shit,
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Charge a rediculous amount of money for beer, like 15 bucks
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yeah dude dont have the party you will be really fucked if you have it cause tons of shit will get stolen and or broken and the rest of your house will be trashed and theres like a 75% chance the cops will come and then youll be really fucked so i would let someone else have it
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here's a nice little list for ya:
1. charge between 5 and 10 bones cover, that way u make your money back and cheap peeps won't go
2. ductape cardboard boxes to the floors.. makes for very easy clean-up
3. put garbage bags over dining room tables, etc
4. gather anything of value, or anything u don't want to get broken, stolen, etc into a room and either lock it or make it inaccessible.
5. tell your neighbours before hand that u are having a party, and that it may get noisy.. invite them over for a drink. u will find that many people (in my neighbourhood at least) don't have a problem with the occasional party.
follow these simple rules, and everybody will get their freak on, and u won't have a fucked up house. (hopefully)
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not a good idea, only have a party with people that you know, and don't advertise it cause everyone will show up, i learned the hard way, my house got trashed. and you said you don't care about your parents finding out? i think they will cause something will get stolen and for sure broken. i see it all the time some kid that wants to be cool and decieds to have a party and everyone goes and trashes his house
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yeah dude, door charge of like 10 bucks, dont let anybody in after a certain time, and just let your friends in
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sweetcoz had a good point, but believe me siomplylocking shit in one room does not help, my friend had a kegger with 5 kegs and they broke the door in half got into the room and jacked everything, if its gonna be massive hide all the expensive shit at someone elses house..... or just have your close friends that you trust over, and large black guys as the bouncers...
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Oh yeah. And if you are having a party, definately do not let ANYONE (even your best friends, because they will tell people, especially girls if your having one, no matter what) more than 1 day in advance (2 days max).
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skodeo so said it right, your whole town can find out in 2 days if your having a party, seriosly man reconsider just having your close friends over is a lot better, i used to be like you and think big bashes are the best, but a chill party is so much better
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I threw my first party the weekend that my parents and brother were at his school for orientation. A lot more people showed up than i thought would, but my house survived unscathed. I owe this to several precautions that i took:
1. If its at your house do not get wasted. Its hard to watch your stuff when your passed out or otherwise incapacitated.
2. I had 2 of my friends that dont drink or burn watch out for my house and keep an eye on the people.
3. If people you dont want at your house show up, the best thing to do is to tell them that your trying to wind down the party and send them away with a drink. If your nice they wont come back and smash your mailbox or trash your house.
4. Make sure that people know where to ditch their cups, cans, and cigarette butts. You dont want any evidence that your parents might find.
To my amazment my parents have not yet found out about my party, if you plan ahead and have decent friends you should be alright.
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Sweetcoz made good points. Charge people admission or for beer and make enough cash to hire Molly Maid to clean it up the next day, after you get rid of the MT's and shit.... Stay relatively sober and have some big friends there to keep shit in check.
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invite the hells angels for security it worked at some concert in the 60s and they had to cancel it cause 2 ppl got killed
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just blaze all night instead of getting hammered. fuck that, drink too. at one party i went to this kid invented the furnature condom. he puts plastic over everything and it works.
making enough $ to pay molly maid is a damn good idea. definitly have easy to find large trash bins and a bucket for butts outside too.
if your house is messy at the start people are more likely to fuck with it. so make sure there aren't dishes in the sink and keep paper plates and cups out so people use those instead of moms china for munchies...
have fun. let us know how it goes...
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speaking of hell's angels, they moved back into the city where i go to school (troy ny)... aparantly all crime within an 8 block radius vanished, so maybe they aren't that bad.
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if you have the means, have a bunch of people rent out a condo and have the party there...that way you can just leave the next morning and go back to your clean house
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It's simple really, have the party upstairs with the curtains pulled over and just your good mates and people you like. Downstairs you hire a male stripper and cover the walls in gay porn. That way all the dirty little filth-holes that you don't like will run away screaming and you can have a ball upstairs and get your little sister to dance naked on the table, see, easy. You might get a reputation for being a kiddy fiddler or a fag but who cares, your house will be alright, and your mom says your cool right?
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yea sweet cos had awsome points.. just pay a maid the next day to clean it up with the money you make from the cover charges, but drink that night cos what fun is a party at your house without you drinking
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if you make people pay a cover it is like an invitation to get your house trashed though,people feel that if they have to pay to get in they can do whatever the fuck they want. Yes you will make some money to pay or a clean up but probably not enough to pay for any big damages to doors windowns ect ect. You may think a cover will work but it ussually never does
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throwing a party sucks balls, thats why i never did it. It's a lot better when you dont gotta worry about what happens.
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never ever throw a party in your own house, esp. if its got nice shit in it. locking the doors will not help. go someplace else .
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nnnnoooooooooo always throw a party parties are cool, just tell the neighbours it's only one fucken night and just handle it!!!
then play as loud as possible and get arrested its only one night in jail, and it will be worth it when you look back! making Memories!!!
instead of not having it and watching Air Bud on tv or something gay like that!
house parties rule!!!
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you've obviously never thrown a decent party dude.
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As a matter of fact, my parents are taking my brother back to school tomorrow seven hours away. We are supposed to get hammered with snow so they are gonna stay in a hotel for the night. Ill porbably have my best friends over to work on the gap in my backyard since we are getting a shitload of snow. But i was thinking that if you throw a party now, be careful the there arent to many tracks in the snow in your yard or something that your parents would notice because that may fuck you in the ass.
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Here is probably your best idea. Dont have the party. Like the one guy said if you charge cover its basically a reason for some people to come in and break shit. Locked doors are also an invitation for someone to find out whats on the other side. Our door got a huge crack. People also seem to like 3d puzzles and throwing christmas ornaments. Plus the best is when they spray champangne absolutely everywhere.
To me its not even about the actual cleaning or the stuff getting broken. Its the blatent disrespect some dumbass fucks have. You try to do something nice by providing a house for people to party and have fun in and there is always a few fags who go out of the way to try and make themselves look cool and tough by breaking things. They deserve a bat to the head.
And you want to provide beer for these people that will only later fuel the desire to be fuck ups. You will not feel good about that. And only a handful of people at the end of the night or the next day will thank you for throwing a party.
The occassional shit does get broken and things will get dirty but my dislike for absolute losers who come in and go out of their way to wreck things and be all macho can not be described by words. Maybe a bat to the head though.
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don't do it...its not worth it...let someone else's house get fucked up
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just woke up lots of people showed up last night and other than some plates and glasses and stuff i dont think anything else got broken. Ill see how tonight goes though. I just had people park a long way away and stuff and everyone said you cant tell there is a party going on really till you get like to my yard and not many cops drive by my street and my neighbors didnt complain so no cops or anything.
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