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Best Idiot Skier Story.

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TwinTipWonder
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
I figured this deserved some props...
I was riding at breckenridge a few days ago, when i was behind this guy (most likely a texan), when i noticed something interesting about his look p12 bindings. He was clicked in, but the heel pieces were still horizontal, not vertical like they should be. So a after closer look, i saw that the idiot had about half an inch of snow under his boot. So i approached him and told him before he got on the lift ( so his ski wouldnt fall off and nail someone below). As the expected texan, "Theyre fine KIDDDDD." So i backed off and he got on the lift. So we got up the hill, he got off the lift, and i went over and explained to him, and showed him ( on my bindings) how they should be. Again, he told me they were clicked in fine. About 10 seconds later, he heads down the hill, hits a small knoll of snow, and both skis explode off his feet... and he slides 100 feet on his face.

I was laughing histerically, although he didnt think it was that funny.


Thats my idiot story for the year (with more surely to come)... whats yours?
Dec 26 2005 8:08PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
my hero
Dec 27 2005 6:16PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i went to whistler with my friend and his uncle. at my hill when youre getting on the quad, the little platform you stand on right before the chair comes drops off suddenly. you can just stand up and the chair pushes you forward until you get to the drop, and then you just sit down. so then i try to do the same thing, but the damn drop off isnt a drop off, its just a little slope! so im standing there, and at the point where the chair usually pushes you so far you just sit down, it pushes me down the slope! so they stop the chair, and i get back on. i catch shit from the guys im with the entire ride up and the way down. so we get to the bottom, and my friend says, "hey brady! look at me!" and does the EXACT SAME THING. it was halarious, trying to make me look stupid, then having it compeletly back fire.
Dec 27 2005 6:31PM
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1-pippin
Posts: 1741 - Karma: -2
1000 posts!
Dec 27 2005 6:32PM
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siver-cartel
Posts: 281 - Karma: 104
i dont know why you were oblige to say this black guy YOU DONT SAY THIS WHITE DUDE persenaly i think its racist maybe you didn't realize it
Dec 27 2005 7:28PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
i hope you're kidding about coloridians
Dec 27 2005 9:11PM
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Antoine.
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 6
haha thats funny
Dec 27 2005 9:14PM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
last year being my first year back on skis i was doing 1s off everything. i was feeling confident and hit a good sized bump faster than previous attempts. i landed on ice a little over rotated with my hood in my face. i thought ok, ill ride this out cause it gets flat soon and there were only 6 people at the mountain, it being early on a weekday. well it didnt get flat. it got steep. really steep. i went off the side of the trail switch into the woods and both skis got caught under a root. i ejected backwards into a tree and shattered my brand new helmet. the tree still has a red mark on it to this day and my tracks were there for the rest of the season for people to laugh at.
Dec 27 2005 9:21PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
i just remembered this one. a few days ago me and my friend were sesioning the picnic table box thing at winter park and this kid comes in (about 12 or 13 years old id say) and he looks kind sketchy and out control, but not like a total retard, and his clothes are pretty baggy looking.. then a few seconds later 3 or 4 of his younger friends come in behind him with super snowplow/gaper steeze ranging in age from about 8-11 i guess. they all have bad liutenants too. so i let the first kid go and all of his friends are down bye the box. BAM! front ski clips a little and back ski totally hooks, releases, and slides down the box behind him. he does the whole box on his chest and face plants off the end, then blames the box for being to stick.

to top it off, the youngest of his friends asks me how hard it is to get on the box, i say "just go kinda fast and jump a little" and he does it (5050 gaper style but thats ok he was little and hell learn). i was happey for the little kid.
Dec 27 2005 9:31PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
i forgot to point out that the first kid was acting like a total badass the whole time.
Dec 27 2005 9:32PM
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