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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8

dis is tha story from tha otha night.

so me (lil G) and armando man a.k.a. lil twista and young soulja was walkin home from dis crazy party. den we see tendai who be runnin so we stop him and ax him why he be runnin. he tells us dat da cops be chasin him for drunk in public. dis fool is so drunk he can hardly run. so young soulja tells him to tendai "tendai yu black, yu gots to strip down naked so yu could camflaje in tha night". so tendai beein so drunk and stupid strips naked and gives young soulja his cloths sayin he be wantin them back lata. so dis drunk fool tendai is drunk runnin down tha street trippin ova himself. so funny cause tha cops wer at tha end of da road waitin fo him. when dey saw him tho they was laughin so hard and none of them wanted to chase tendai. dey spent like 10 minutes laughin at tendai who be runnin like a naked drunken fool down tha street. tha cops just let it go and left and we found tendai later fallin asleep in front of someones garage. we was laughin so hard we just left him there. hahaha
Dec 26 2005 2:01AM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Dec 26 2005 2:05AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
wow you've been gone a while... i thought your dad took his revenge on you
Dec 26 2005 2:06AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yea me and my homies took a road trip to tijuana ova the first week of winta break. dat shit was hella fun. we had armando man as da translata.
Dec 26 2005 2:07AM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
Bhahah omg great story!
Dec 26 2005 2:10AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
it could have been a little more ebonified:

yo

dis iz tha story from tha otha night.

so me (lil G) an' armando nig uh.k.uh. lil twista an' young soulja wuz walkin home from dis madness party. den we's see tendai who be runnin so we's stop him an' ax him why he be runnin. he tells us dat da 5-0's be chasin him fo' fucked-up in public. dis foo' iz so fucked-up he can hardly run. so young soulja tells him ta tendai "tendai yu negroid, yu gots ta strip down naked so yu could camflaje in tha night". so tendai beein so fucked-up an' mad stupid strips naked an' gives young soulja his cloths sayin he be wantin dem back lata. so dis fucked-up foo' tendai iz fucked-up runnin down tha street trippin ova himself. so funny cause tha 5-0's wer at tha end o' da road waitin fo him. when dey seen him tho dey wuz laughin so hard an' none o' dem wanted ta chase tendai. dey spent like 10 minutes laughin at tendai who be runnin like uh naked drunken foo' down tha street. tha 5-0's just let it jet an' left an' we's found tendai later fallin asleep in front o' someones garage. we's wuz laughin so hard we's just left him dere. hahaha
Dec 26 2005 2:19AM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
all i can say is WOW
Dec 26 2005 9:05AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
hahahaha
that was the right thing to do
Dec 26 2005 10:40AM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
hahaha jeeeaa lil G
Dec 26 2005 10:43AM
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-LineDarkside-
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
why did u ax him? Thats kind of over reacting
Dec 26 2005 10:44AM
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Leckett
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negroid hahahahaha
Dec 26 2005 10:48AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
wow. I actually understood it.
Dec 26 2005 11:47AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
lil_G is a joke.

this is a real gangster.

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Dec 26 2005 2:55PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
dats tite yo!
Dec 26 2005 3:03PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yea, cept he died like a lil bitch runnin across rooftops after his phone was tracked. da police even gave him a hitler mustashe to die wit.
Dec 26 2005 7:10PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yu should post da picture of his fat dead body and all da smilin police in da back.
Dec 26 2005 7:15PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
armando sounds like armadillo ha
Dec 26 2005 8:31PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
why type like that? i have nothing against you talking like that, but typing? why type "tha" for "the"? it's not even an abbreviation. and "ax" for "ask"? that doesn't even make sense. my head hurts from reading 2 sentences of your story.
Dec 26 2005 8:45PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
sorry man I couldn't read your story because whenever you talk you sound like a fucking idiot. I'm not sure how you manage to make black people AND white people look bad at the same time but you've got it dialed.
Dec 26 2005 8:55PM
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CBROOKS
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Dec 26 2005 9:04PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
you know why its not funny? cause its you
Dec 26 2005 9:11PM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
nigga fuck you! yu is a disgrace.
Dec 27 2005 12:06AM
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sexy_skier_babii
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k sorry lil gordian, but you try way to hard with your whole typing thing. you can type normal, we all know that you may talk like that in real life, its just super annoying not to mention GAY when you do it on the computer.
Dec 27 2005 12:09AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
i aint gay. i done fuck mo' bitches den yu!
Dec 27 2005 12:14AM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
mo' . den . yu .. yea i don't understand your "gangster talk"
Dec 27 2005 12:16AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yu just mad cause yu is like 13 year old.
Dec 27 2005 12:19AM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
yur jus mad cuz er'body hates yu

oohh i can talk like you
Dec 27 2005 12:21AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
BAHAHAHA
Dec 27 2005 12:23AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
is Lil G goin to have to choke a bitch?

chapelle is king.
Dec 27 2005 12:26AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
no, ur gay. shut the hell up
Dec 27 2005 12:28AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
nigga fuck you. i could tear you in two.
Dec 27 2005 12:30AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
uhh no, u couldnt. go suck some more cock
Dec 27 2005 12:30AM
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hartig
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yo, nigga pleaseeee
Dec 27 2005 12:30AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
Bhahahahaha Every thread this fool starts just turns into a total bash session
Dec 27 2005 12:33AM
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hartig
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what, u got nothin lil g??
Dec 27 2005 12:40AM
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Lil_Gordian
Posts: 648 - Karma: 8
yu just a pathetic fool. if me and my crew were rollin down tha neighborhood yu would get so scared yu would strip and run like tendai. except it would backfire, yu would just be a big white target.
Dec 27 2005 12:48AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahahahha you crack me up. you ain't ghetto, you're just a little fag. maybe you should leave again- oh wait, dont cause its too funny seeing what u have to say you fag.
learn to spell too.
Dec 27 2005 12:49AM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
echem
nigga fuck you! you are a disgrace
if you're going to talk shit to someone atleast use correct grammer
Dec 27 2005 1:10AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i hope lil g realizes that he shouldnt start a thread ever or he'll just get fucked everytime.
Dec 27 2005 1:14AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
lil g, you are a little bitch
Dec 27 2005 1:30AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
well that's not surprising. she's a girl, i'm sure she "not done fuck no bitches!"
congrats, you've had more sex with women than a woman has.
Dec 27 2005 9:47AM
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-LineDarkside-
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
Lil G you are the biggest fucking idiot ive ever seen in my life. People that are australian dont type like they talk. They type in the ENGLISH language. Theres no such language as itrlandish or scottish. There is an accent to the language we speak. ENGLISH. If you go to a website it wont say translate into ireland accent and then it will be type like "haw arrr yuuu ladddyyy" no its ENGLISH so seriosly stop trying so hard to give yourself a ganster personalitie because it is fucking retarded.
Dec 27 2005 10:00AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
do you mean to miss spell almost every word you type or are you just that dumb?
Dec 27 2005 10:09AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I have always wondered. do you actually go around talking like that? if so, please find a toaster, and have a bath with it
Dec 27 2005 11:52AM
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B.O.B
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this coming from the guy who doesnt have proper grammer
Dec 27 2005 12:17PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
B.O.B., you're so pathetic you can't even talk shit to Lil' G.
Dec 27 2005 12:18PM
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Timmy_G
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u cant road trip there liar.
Dec 27 2005 12:35PM
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Ruski
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..i knew i should have taken ebonics instead of french
Dec 27 2005 12:48PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
someone needs to realize that, there white. and that they try to hard to be gangster by actually typing like that. Shut up dumbass. no one likes "yu" because "yu" try to "mafukin" hard
Dec 27 2005 7:25PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
yo, "hooked on ebonics" worked fo dis muthafucka!
Dec 27 2005 11:25PM
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Ruski
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yo, hook a sistah up...(is that right?)
Dec 27 2005 11:28PM
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