Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Xmas morning, stockings

profile picture
Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
me and my bro are opening our stockings, and i get 3/4 of the way down and open this book about the birth signs (virgo etc..) and its like june 22- july 22, and my b day is sep 11, and my bros is july 3, and i was like mom did you mix these up and she goes "oh shit your doing each others stocking" and my bro was like "yeah, why did i get razor baldes :S" ahaha it was funny.. so we switched seats and opened the last bit of each other stockings wich really ended up being our own stuff.. who thought santa would mix it up?
Dec 25 2005 1:54PM
0 0
profile picture
cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha thats funny, I got a calculator in mine.... pretty cool actually and I got hair stuff in it
Dec 25 2005 2:07PM
0 0
profile picture
witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
santa brought me condoms...one of the more awkward moments of christmas
Dec 25 2005 3:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hahahahahahahahah
Dec 25 2005 3:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
damn i wish santa would bring me condoms... its worth the few minutes of awkwardsness... but honestly condoms are WAY over priced
Dec 25 2005 3:44PM
0 0
profile picture
kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
haha i didnt get a stocking this year... boo and stockings are my favorite thing to open
Dec 25 2005 4:42PM
0 0
profile picture
beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
stockings are one of the best things at Christmas, apart from family :P !!!!!
Dec 25 2005 4:54PM
0 0
profile picture
TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
no shit dude i hate how your out like 5 bucks after buying a pack of 3 condums it sucks
Dec 25 2005 5:29PM
0 0
profile picture
twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yeah santa has some twisted humor
Dec 25 2005 6:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Riley.
Posts: 2214 - Karma: 259
go to walmart, you get like 12 for 5 bucks of the same condom
Dec 26 2005 2:27AM
0 0
profile picture
hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5977 - Karma: 3,545
i know what you mean. it only leaves me with like $6.25 for hookers to use them on
Dec 26 2005 2:36AM
0 0
profile picture
--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
judging by the other shit u can purchase at wal-mart, i dont think buying somthing thats gonna potentially protect u from STDs/ pregnancy at wal-mart.... but maybe thats just me
Dec 26 2005 9:11AM
0 0
profile picture
twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^sams choice condoms man, sams choice
Dec 26 2005 11:21AM
0 0
profile picture
*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
haha i hate there pop.. it sucks
Dec 26 2005 1:01PM
0 0
profile picture
+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
I got wiper blades
Dec 26 2005 2:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I got like 3 christmas ornaments. It was lame.

Once when I was like 10 I got a razor. It was weird. Then my dad took it without me knowing and like 4 years later when I started shaving I didn't have a razor and I was like "Hey wheres my razor" then I got a new one.
Dec 26 2005 2:22PM
0 0
profile picture
B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
yarn and the new freeskier
Dec 26 2005 2:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
stalkings are rad, i love all the random shit i get in them, mainly candy and chocolate.
Dec 26 2005 2:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yeah the candy is mostly all i get
Dec 26 2005 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
i got 6 lbs of candy and some body wash so i'm set
Dec 26 2005 9:24PM
0 0
profile picture
thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
I got Pop Yer Bottlez and Family Guy Volume 3, lots of chocolate, socks and boxer-breifs. Fuckin killer!
Dec 26 2005 9:35PM
0 0
profile picture
jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i got a new card for my digital camera and candy in mine.
Dec 26 2005 9:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
I think its a common mistike made by the people
Dec 26 2005 11:11PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)