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Sentences which your mom always use
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Mine are:
pick up your clothes.
You break my heart.
I'm not impressed.
Get off the tv/computer
Be careful
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No drinking,drugs, or sex.
Your just like your dad.
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Your attitude isnt helping you
you have been screwing up alot lately
your grades are falling
your room looks like shit
you need to be more respectful
I wont have a druggie living in my house
I can't believe you
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"my heart bleeds for you" in a sarcastic tone
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my mum isnt that loving:
"tennis practice today, dont be late" (left on my answering machine everyday)
"wake up!!!!"
"did you walk the dog?"
"how much did you jog today?"
oh and my mum doesnt curse she takes normal words and says them like curses
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"quit cocaine, you are a skinny mutherfucker. i really wish you and your aunt were dead. maybe you'll both choke on some ham at christmas dinner. that would be a christmas miracle, you fucking shitbag"
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whoa, did she really say that? thats kinda harsh.
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yes. central indiana is pretty hard.
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now ill get back to watching this OC rerun.
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^ fuck ino, i like the new episodes better
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hah, oh and almost forgot
"Vat! Vat?"
my mum has a crazy thick russian accent that i have to translate for people
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"The maid is out today"
i can count on her saying that at least twice a day since i was 5
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"ooh, i don't think so"
"i need a nap"
"will there be parents there"
"does he do drugs?"
"are you two dating?"
heh i love my mum
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get your shit together
i don't care
why can't you be a good child?
ya know, what are your going to do?
what are your plans?
are you drinking again?
are you on drugs again?
you were adopted
you've got a real attitude and we're sick of it
no presents
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because i said so
wake up
your gonna be later again
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my mom uses the "why cant you be a good child, and the no presents " thing also.
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-cut the crap
-are his parents gonna be there
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-will there be parents?
-Your room looks like crap, clean it or you cant go out
-Dont talk to me like that
- You remind me of your father
-Go away
-no
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haha....ya... "no" is often used
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"No"
"You better be passing mister"
"Dont hurt yourself"
"Get any freshies?"
"Put in some crue, or guns n roses"
yeah... my mom rocks. hard.
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im not mad, im dissapointed
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ohh man, that just hurts so much more
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im sick of your attitude.
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why cant u be more like ur sister
her grades were higher than that
r u drunk
will there be parents there
NO
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"You're just like your father"
"STOP SMOKING DOPE UP THERE"
"I'll take all of your presents back to the stores"
"I'm calling your father"
"I come home every day and this house is a wreck"
"Blah blaaaah blah blaah blah"
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She kinduv just steals things I say.
My phrazes she steals.
"Im knot gonna lie to you Ben"
"Im over it"
Whilste skiing.
"Is it safe now for me to do a cork 7?" (in all honesty she says this)
"Im going to do a fakie cab 540 to land switch on the tranny"
Lecture Time.
"Don't let your personal style dictate your actions, let people see whats inside and how you speak".
"Pull up your pants"
I don't want you thinking about what ski suit you will get next, you need to think about your marks"
"You have potential".
Nagging.
"Drivve Safe"
"Dont ski on rails that much"
My mom is pretty wrad.
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i'll be talking to your father about this
clean your room
put your dishes in the dishwasher
pick up your socks
feed the dog
wake up your sister
your music's too loud
have you finished your homework?
dont miss the bus
are those MY pants?!
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yea today my mom said "narley" and my bro got pissed he goes "don't steal my word!"
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Skiing
-"We're poor, why did you pick an expensive sport like skiing?"
-"You're going to break your leg again doing those helicopters."
-"Those pants look like they could fit bigfoot."
Everything Else
-"Why is your hat never on your head perfectly straight?"
-"You don't love me enough" (thats a classic when i come home from college)
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"fuck you, you unappreciative little shit!" (throws something heavy at me)
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thats sad!^
lets see:
"Pick the stuff up off the stairs and take it up to your room."
"I want you to clean your room this evening"
"Do you have much homework tonight?"
"Are the parents going to be there?"
"Drive safe"
"Put your dishes in the dishwasher"
"'insert phrase'God Damnit"
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When I call her....
"If you're at the ER, I don't want to know. Call your father"
Otherwise...
"Sam Your so queer"
"Je ne sais pas, idiot"
"What do you mean...(insert statement I previously said)"
"Ask your father"
"Don't tell me your dad bought another keyboard/Don't tell me your dad bought you more drums"
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she ask me something... I respond with with "I know"... She answers "If you know, you would be doing it"
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- im not mad im just dissapointed
- get off the computer
- where are you going
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- lemme just sit here and eat my bon bons
- sometimes you act so stupid
- i cant beleive you would hurt me like this
- get off the computer
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-you are the best
-You gotta sit more on NS
-You own the n00bs on the hill fo sho
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stop biting ur nails
turn ur music down
light the fire (woodstove)
get some wood (for the woodstove a long walk outside in the cold)
no
clean up your ski stuff
get off the computer
what are you watching
pull ur pants up
do ur chores
brush ur hair
have u brushed your teeth
ru wearing deoderent
dont swear
go claen off the rink
go to bed
stop playing that dumb RPG
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-Oh Alex...
-I told you so.
-Quit playing that computer!
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i dont live with my mom. and dont see her much. We have a rocky relationship.
"Why don't you call me"
"I never see you"
"I miss you"
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"oh my god"
"what have i been up to right now???...?"
"clean up your room"
"turn that noise down"
"be careful"
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turn down your music
don't stay up late
don't eat all the cookies in 1 day
take off your shoes
hurry up
come home for dinner
your being a brat
your so iritating
you never eat anything good
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you guys are just incredible...why does everyone always have to crticize their parents???you could be a bit more thankful.honestly..
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you cant have all your beer in our fridge, where the hell am i going to put the milk.
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its not about criticism on our parents. its about what your mom's used to say.
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Aww man, that's the worst thing to hear. Then the LOOK at the same time. You just have to feel sorry then.
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KYLE CHRISTOPHER LECKETT (insert something here)
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-Get a Job
-Your making me go crazy
-You do nothing with your time
....pretty much anything negative a mom could say
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actually since i moved back for xmas break i havnt heard any sentences other than
when are you gonna be home
followed by
i dont think so, i have to get my beauty sleep
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Mom,
"I dont think so"
"Do your homework"
"Dont do anything stupid"
Dad,
"Stop sliding rails"
"You are the biggest half-ass I know"
"If you ever wreck your car/get caught breaking the law dont come home"
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