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The first would be having sex with a chick. Its how we (as humans) do, ya know? stink or the pink really doesn't matter, as long as she puts you first
2nd would be taking a nice dump. The shit in question cannot be too runny, nor too solid. There is a certain texture/firmness that is achieved with a good dump that is very hard to paralell. Also, it is better when it doesn't stink too bad, and cleanup is a breeze.
sex yep. head yep. gettin high yep. chillin with your friends and just bein able to have some memories. cuz thats what you got as you go on, is what you did at one point.
Lots of things, Skiing pow, being with your gf, getting high for the first time, as someone said, peaking on mushrooms, and one of the best is helping someone out.
Your skiing off a cliff into four foot powder while learning a new backflip variation trip while taking the perfect dump as you have sex with a girl who is backflipping with you and you skeet all over her face and then reach peak on shrooms and realize how high you are on weed, and as you finish the rotation and ski down the rest of the hill in huge amounts of powder, fall asleep in a comfty bed after being wasted.
relief
I.E. like finding your folf disc you thought you lost and had been looking for 10 minutes or if you forget where you put you pipe and then you find it before your parents do, well at least thast mine oh ya and straight lining any run switch
Chillin with the brahs... blazing one or three... skiing.... when you realize how messed up you are.... sleeping in a nice warm comfy bed.... listening to a song that completely astounds you.... cracking open a pepsi after eating a whole lot of tostitos....