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Fuck little kids who dont know how to ski....

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freeskier0808
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so heres the story: i woke up this morin an decided it would be a good day to ski, so i went to the bank got 40 dollars an headed up to the slopes, i get there spend 35 on a ticket and then go ski. Well after a few runs in the park i decided to go hit up some bigger slopes, well they had just blown snow and there were huge mounds, well i wasd headed down the slope goin pretty quick and then went over a mound and i couldnt see on the other side of it...So right as i landed on the backside of the mound a little fuckin 8 year old cuts right in front of me, i cut to the left as hard as i could but didnt quite make it, i nailed the little kid, it threw striaght out of my binding and caused to damn front flip in the air and slide down the slope another 25 feet, right when i stood up i didnt know what the hell happened, then this little kids dad starts cussin me out an shit, i got all pissed off and started yellin back an almost hit the old fuck. Well just about that time the ski patrol came checked the kid out and got my name and all that stuff and then wrote up a fuckin report!! and then right before they take the little kid down the slope the dad trys to tell me im responsible for all this and that im gonna have to pay for all his medical bills, i got pissed and told him to fuck off, then the ski patrol told me to go down so they could take care of everything at the bottom of the mountian, well turns out all the ski patrol were on my side cause they all knew me and backed my story up all the way and so i didnt get any trouble, i did however end up with a broken thumb a bent joystick pole and a huge as fuckin gash takin out of my new salomon foils which really pissed me the fuck off, but that dumbass kid who cut me off got a broken collarbone so i didnt feel to bad about my shit then, but damn it was a waste of a 35 dollar ticket and fucked alot of shit up.....so moral of story little kids need to learn how to ski on slopes that they can ski!!!!! and also learn to whach whast going on around them at all times......

FUCK!

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Dec 22 2005 5:46PM
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Calb3rt
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did you used to be little and not know how to ski?
Dec 22 2005 5:48PM
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freeskier0808
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of corse i used be little and not know how to ski but i also stayed in control, and also always knew what was around me, and didnt ski on slopes that i couldnt ski......

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Dec 22 2005 5:51PM
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Calb3rt
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oh well then you should have stabbed the kid with your bent joystick and kicked his dad in the shins with your ski boot
Dec 22 2005 5:52PM
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Raek
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yeah the father should have been caring for his kid...

what are joystick poles> like who makes em
Dec 22 2005 5:53PM
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eheath
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What a fucking dick dad, he should have been saying sorry cause his little kid cant ski.
Dec 22 2005 5:53PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
i hear ya, same goes for anyone tho, people who cant ski the slope their on, except by slidslipping and snwoplowing, should not be there...its fuckin dangerous
Dec 22 2005 5:54PM
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sneather
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man that sucks at least u didn't get in trouble
Dec 22 2005 5:54PM
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sherpasrock
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wtf you have to pay for his medical bills?!? thats the most retarted thing ive ever heard. it was HIS fault, the patrol even agree with you. just say no and then if they take you to court, you got the patrol on your side.
Dec 22 2005 5:56PM
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freeskier0808
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yeah the only reason i didnt get in trouble was cause his dad was such a dickhead, and also knowing all the ski patrol for the past 10 years helped out too, but it ruined my day.....

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Dec 22 2005 5:56PM
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freeskier0808
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i might have miss worded it but the dad tryed to say i would have to pay for his doctor bills but i dont cause it wasnt my fault also one of the people who say the wreck happened to be a ski patrol...so i dont have to pay shit but if he calls me and trys to start shit with me, its gonna be on!

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Dec 22 2005 5:57PM
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eastcoastcavvy
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i hate parents like that who think that their children are god's gift to man and can do no wrong.
Dec 22 2005 5:58PM
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Raek
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yeah so do
Dec 22 2005 6:00PM
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johnnypsunami
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if i was the dad i would have been punching you retard.

but seriously man, if there was rollers of new snow and you couldnt really see what was on the other side, how the fuck is it the kids fault that you ran into him and broke his collerbone. your really a heartless motherfucker to care more about your ski shit when some little kid is in the hospital.
Dec 22 2005 6:02PM
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Raek
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he said that the ski stuff didnt matter because the kid broke his collarbone..
maybe the kid shouldnt be skiing in the landing area
Dec 22 2005 6:03PM
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Nivrittam
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kicked in the shins hurts like a mother...some little kid just gave me a little pussy kick and i almost cried
Dec 22 2005 6:12PM
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tBatt
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^ u didnt fuckin make that riddle
Dec 22 2005 7:12PM
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sneather
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ya i know this little bitch. shes like 8 years old and she will just go around kicking people in the shins with her skiboots on for no reason
Dec 22 2005 7:16PM
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Triple_Strum
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I agree. I dislike people that think because they have kids and are rich, they own the mountain. Sadly it happens. Part of the skier responsibility code is "Do not stop in the middle of the slope where people cannot see you" Tell him that. good game...
Dec 22 2005 7:25PM
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Petecanski
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The kid is lucky he got off with a broken collar bone. If I were there I would have hiked back up to the little brat and broke his spine.
Dec 22 2005 7:27PM
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chapz
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hahah that made my day
Dec 22 2005 7:31PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Early season two years ago they didnt have any jumps built yet in my park. So I did what any asshole would do and hit the jump onto a rail going about 40 so I could land on the backside of the hill about 30 feet past the rail. Im in the air and my heart drops. There is a line of people (snowboarders) on the other side of the hill all waiting to jib some stupid box after the hill. So I am midair and I realise I'm gonna land about 3 feet before I hit this huge group of people. So I end up bailing and nailing al ittle kid prolly 8 years old or so in the back. He was crying but just because he was a baby I didn't do any real damage to him. I tried helping him out for a while, exchanged words with a few assholes and boogied.

Moral of the story, hitting rail jumps for air is for fags even if you are trying a really big gap on them. Also sitting in large unmanuverable lines on the backsides of rollers is very dangerous.
Dec 22 2005 7:32PM
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Skipig25
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Dude, It's your fucking fault. The dad had every right to yell at you. The little kid was skiing, and you were behind him going to fast. He is IN FRONT OF YOU. You can see him, he can't see you. It is your job to be in control. Should of cut right instead. Just because you're stupider and older doesn't mean you should yell at a kid for "being in your way." It is your bad. Just don't be a dick about it
Dec 22 2005 7:39PM
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Skipig25
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If it was on the landing of a jump, that is one thing, he shouldn't fucking be there, but if it's just on a trail, that's your fault
Dec 22 2005 7:41PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well it was on the landing of the jump but the jump hadnt been built yet there was a jib on top of the hill that I was boosting off of
Dec 22 2005 7:43PM
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tjski
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if you couldent see over the hill then its your fucking fault for not looking out. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER!!!
Dec 22 2005 7:44PM
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tjski
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If its not a man made jump then there relly is no landing area.
Dec 22 2005 7:46PM
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Skipig25
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I didn't mean you, I meant the post creator. you actually kinda hit a jump. he was on a fucking trail and not paying attention and going way to fast
Dec 22 2005 7:52PM
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tjski
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Do you even know how to ski?
Dec 22 2005 7:55PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Ohh I didnt read his story, yeah if you are boogying down the hill and you nail someone its your fault no matter how stupid and unpredictable of a pattern some pounder is skiing in.
Dec 22 2005 7:58PM
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STAUSS
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if i ever hit a kid im leaving them for dead.
Dec 22 2005 8:03PM
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MNS
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in this case i agree with you comepletely but some of these kids learning how to ski are gonna be sick riders when they are older
Dec 23 2005 2:06AM
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MNS
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you probably thought the kid a good lesson to look around
Dec 23 2005 2:07AM
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lineskis_16
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man thats like saying stuart little has no balls man that is one extreme mouse
Dec 23 2005 2:13AM
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lineskier367
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didnt he say he was in mid air and the kid came across into his path and he couldnt do anything about it?
Dec 23 2005 2:54AM
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TheStamos
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"were huge mounds, well i wasd headed down the slope goin pretty quick and then went over a mound and i couldnt see on the other side of it.."

Fuck you, You dumb piece of shit, right there in your own words you fucking dickhead, Its your fault.
Dec 23 2005 3:00AM
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timofysmif
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accidents happen
Dec 23 2005 3:00AM
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Arabian.
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Your argument only works in the park or off of cliffs.
Dec 23 2005 3:05AM
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Freestyla_01
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Maybe you should not ski like a moron on runs that have other people on them.

No sympathy on this one, you shouldn't be airing or going off of blind stuff like that. Downhill skiers have the right of way as stupid as it may seem to you.
So stop complaining and buy the kid a fucking christmas present to make him feel better you monster. You ruined his whole holiday season. Hope you're happy.
Dec 23 2005 4:38AM
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Jib_This
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Airing into blind landings on groomed trails is XTREMELY RADICAL UBER GNAR XTRA CORE SHRED!!1!!!1!1!!!1111!!!!

You stupid fuck.
Dec 23 2005 4:56AM
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hippie_cat
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every parent thinks their kids gods gift to humanity.
the kid was in the right though, he wasnt stopped, just cruising along, right?
in that case you should have given way to those downhill of you.
Dec 23 2005 6:37AM
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Tze.C
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^^^lol
Dec 23 2005 6:42AM
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redpointist
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Why the hell does every skiing accident end with a broken collar bone? Fuck the clavicle.
Dec 23 2005 8:30AM
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mattchuck2
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Yeah, another part of the skier responsibility code says that you should be in control and able to stop and avoid shit below you. Still, If the Dad was smart he's ski directly behind the kid, so if anyone got run into it would be the dad. Then the story would have been completely different.
Dec 23 2005 10:20AM
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Tapes
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fuck that kid. i once hitted one kid who was on the landing area with my ski in the head when i was spinning. i fucking hate those kids.
Dec 23 2005 10:33AM
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Grimace.
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happens to me all the time, which is why i became a ski instructor so i can make all of thouse annoying little kids more conscience of what is going on
Dec 23 2005 12:02PM
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skifiend
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exactly. It's just as much your fault as the little kids. If you're with a friend have them scout out the landing before you do something stupid.
Dec 23 2005 12:06PM
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BillyGoteMan
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^ hahah yeah tru try not to suck next time u go skiing
Dec 23 2005 12:09PM
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Grimace.
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actually its both of there faults
the guy should have had a spotter
and the kid shouldnt have been skiing on the landing
ur both equally at fault
but as for ur new foils that sucks
Dec 23 2005 12:09PM
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skifiend
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^I pretty much already said it was both their faults.
Dec 23 2005 12:11PM
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Grimace.
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o my bad
i didnt realise u said that
Dec 23 2005 12:12PM
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