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Fuck Inanimate Objects

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eheath
Posts: 61838 - Karma: 125,553
Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.
Dec 22 2005 5:03PM
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imotion
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fuck school, fuck tivo,fuck computers, fuck skiing, fuck lamps , fuck soup , fuck drop ins,fuck poles,fuck metro system,fuck malls,fuck chewy bars,fuck fuck fuck my toe, fuck this shitty couch,fuck ncaa,fuck basketball,fuck carpentry,fuck shoes, fuck hair , fuck weiners, fuck school buses , fuck traffic, fuck people who get in the way, fuck people who are not in the "know", fuck ugly people, fuck black people

im lovin boston market though ill admit that
Dec 23 2005 9:39PM
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slimbruddah
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man, i always crank my hip on counters and stuff... but i freakin HATE IT when i nail the tip of my elbox on a really hard corner.... GOD!!!! walking around inanimate objects is more dangorous then skiing...
Dec 23 2005 9:59PM
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Lonely
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Trashcans are assholes
Dec 29 2019 4:50PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
What a great thread
Dec 29 2019 5:42PM
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eheath
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ChadThundercockWhat a great thread


100 times better than any thread you've made.
Dec 29 2019 5:42PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,980
Plastic packaging is the thing that pisses me off ,get an item from amazon and kick back on the couch thinking ah my item then have to get up and find the tin snips, a total buzz kill. Think they should only allow paper packaging something like 250 k people a year go to er for injuries from these dumb plastic packaging in the us.
Dec 29 2019 7:28PM
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ChadThundercock
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eheath100 times better than any thread you've made.

Newschoolerz.com /endthread
Dec 29 2019 9:15PM
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soulskier
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I have fucked the shit out of some inanimate objects in my day
Dec 30 2019 10:27PM
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theabortionator
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I def read this as fucking inanimate objects. A little bummed. I was going to tell you my favorites
Dec 31 2019 12:45AM
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