Replying to Fuck Inanimate Objects

Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.