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Fuck Inanimate Objects

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eheath
Posts: 61645 - Karma: 123,452
Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.
Dec 22 2005 5:03PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
fuck apples....fuck rice, fuck tire irons
Dec 22 2005 5:04PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
door knobs to the hip make me cry like a school girl
Dec 22 2005 5:05PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
I wore beer goggles today and fell over a desk everything was like shifted to the left. We tried throwing a ball around and its really hard to catch.
Dec 22 2005 5:06PM
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allimac
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
I know exactly how u feel...
every time I hurt myself on something I start hitting it back and kicking it to get revenge, but I only hurt myself even more...
the only defense against the beasts is getting rid of them..
Dec 22 2005 5:39PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
fuck snowbirms
Dec 22 2005 5:40PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
fuck chair and table legs.
Dec 22 2005 5:41PM
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eheath
Posts: 61645 - Karma: 123,452
Yeha its like fighting back is gonna do something, but i just have the urge to beat its ass!
Dec 22 2005 5:50PM
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Da-Phunk
Posts: 138 - Karma: 10
little toes were designed by god for his own twisted amusement the sick ****. why else would they exhist? They attract inaminate objects like nothing else.

(now THATS an argument for creationism / intelligient design, or whatever the hell (no pun intended) it is religous people believe in nowadays)
Dec 22 2005 5:51PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
word, i hate it when that shit happens i used to beat the shit out things that hurt me that werent even alive and olny ended up hurt myself more.....

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
Dec 22 2005 5:54PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
i was running to get eh phone in the kitchen and someon left a bottom drawer open, so i sprinted around the corner and slammed my shins into the drawer and flipped over and smoked my head on the counters
Dec 22 2005 5:56PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
i always run into the corners of tables
Dec 22 2005 5:59PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
ever drop something like a pencil and it seems to fall and roll so unnecessarily far? drives me crazy, you drop your pencil off the desk and it'll go like 20 ft, makes me want to shoot it.
Dec 22 2005 6:47PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
coffee tables hurt! i always run into them when i try to get up fast or something. and they always seemt to go right for my surgery scar which hurts like a bitch when i hit it.
Dec 22 2005 6:48PM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
FUCK INFANTS!
Dec 22 2005 6:52PM
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eheath
Posts: 61645 - Karma: 123,452
Uh, dude, that's bad.
Dec 22 2005 6:55PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
i have definately punched walls many times
Dec 22 2005 8:51PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
it's that sound that makes me punch infants
Dec 22 2005 8:56PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
i tripped over my backpack and fell through my glass door oooh the pain, dnt have scarring though which is nice
Dec 22 2005 8:57PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
when i read that.. i laughed so hard.. thanks this whole thead has made my day
Dec 22 2005 9:10PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
FUCK
Dec 22 2005 9:17PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
god damn tire irons, damn them to hell!
Dec 22 2005 9:20PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
Dane Cook is a silly bitch
Dec 22 2005 9:38PM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
one time, i was attempting to do a 540 with my pack on, on a trampoline, and i owned my haed, and got a minor concussion, if thats how you spell it, i felt like a complete idiot after that
Dec 22 2005 9:41PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
fuck salt
Dec 22 2005 9:42PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
haha same here! i was looking forward to hearing what people where fucking these days besides the opposite sex
Dec 22 2005 9:46PM
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Dakoulas
Posts: 2894 - Karma: 40
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Dec 22 2005 9:48PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
I always would get pissed off at stuff like that when I was a little kid.
Dec 22 2005 9:53PM
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jonnydub
Posts: 940 - Karma: 10
today on the chairlift some dude i was riding with put the bar down and that fucker hit me in the head.
Dec 23 2005 12:56AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
my friend ran into the chalk ledge of a chalk board and took a chunk of skin off and a huge chunk of meat missing. he got stiches and shit, it was funny at first.
Dec 23 2005 1:00AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,459
my sister slammed my fingers in the car door right as my mom locked the car the other day. what a bitch.
Dec 23 2005 1:33AM
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snowsnowsnow
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 23
i always cut my corners too close and nail my hip on my kitchen counters. then i fall to the ground and go "ouwwww" for like 30 seconds until it feels better. those damn counters, always jumping out at me
Dec 23 2005 1:49AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
wtf
Dec 23 2005 8:45AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
i did that in health in like 7th grade lol
Dec 23 2005 8:46AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
ya me to my hip has a huge bruise now
Dec 23 2005 8:48AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
i was getting a bit... excited, when i opened this thread.
very dissapointed. >:[
Dec 23 2005 10:19AM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
I always stub my toe on this rocking chair in my living room. I think my pinky toe dosnt even have bones in it anymore.
Dec 23 2005 11:01AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I always trun too fast in corners, be it inside or outside. Normally I hit my nerve on my elbow (hurts like hell like electric) and when I'm outside I usually turn too early near a bush and get some branch in my face.
Dec 23 2005 11:38AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
TURN too fast.
Dec 23 2005 11:38AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
i stubbed my toe and it was soo disapoiting that i couldnt do anything about it.
Dec 23 2005 3:40PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
some dude closed the bar on the lift super early once and the foot thing took me in the nuts. i damn near threw up on him
Dec 23 2005 3:49PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Fuck I hate my glass coffe table in the basement, I hit my shins on it like everytime I pass by it.
Dec 23 2005 4:04PM
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DeakleMatter
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
haha, yea, ur gonna burn for that one
Dec 23 2005 4:08PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
one tmie i tripped over a dog toy and then kicked it and broke a pot, and the bad thing was i was suspended and at home too...
Dec 23 2005 4:15PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
I FUCKING HATE CORNERS.
Dec 23 2005 4:16PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
i hardly know what you are talking about
Dec 23 2005 8:16PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
i always hurt myself on the stupidest little warm up trick, i find when im being serious and just going for new progressive big shit i get hurt less.
Dec 23 2005 8:22PM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
i hate anything that hits you in the shins...
Dec 23 2005 9:15PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
e heath =
Dec 23 2005 9:19PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
Dec 23 2005 9:20PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
wtf it isn't showing up..........balls
Dec 23 2005 9:20PM
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