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There is a illnes in the air that spreads it self all over the world !

Once you caught it, youre changes at surviving are slight.

What is it called ?

Here in Holland it looks that everyone is all ready contained with the aweful 'Vanilla Ice Syndrom' also called by me as VI Syndrom.

What does it mean ?

It's making people think that something is cool wenn its absolutly not !

How can you find out if anyone is contained by the VI Syndrom ?

Walk up to him/her and ask the question ; what's the new trend in wintersport ? and they'll answer ; Snowboarding dude, it's totally awesome fare out dude. Then you hear/see that the virus all ready dumbed their brain. There is now helping them........however after a brainstrom sessions with some New schoolers I have discovered that their maybe be one cure.

The Medicine

Sit the victom down in a (metal enforced)chair. Place a big screen t.v. in front of him. Tie him firmly with the strongest rope you can find. Open his eye's widley and place 2 matchsticks between his eyelashes. Then set the volume at FULL and inject the videotape 'Propaganda' after the movie ended switch tapes with Ski movie 1 after that let the victom watch 2 and 3 also.

He is cured wenn.

If the victim lets his mouth fal open and gaze's full admeration and moans aaaahhh ooeeeh cooollll.
The victim wets himself while there is a Tanner Hall scene.
Or shouts ; IM CURED PLEASSEEEE LET ME GO SKIING !!

¨°°°¦ Taste death, live lifE ¦°°°¨