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my cousin just got put in prison

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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
my cousin robbed a bank with a bb gun and got sent to prision, then he got out a year and a half later, stole 3 cars, and went back for another year, when he got out he broke his parole for having sex with a minor and downloading porn, he just got sent back for 6 years, so i sent him this shirt




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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



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Jan 6 2003 2:29AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
dude that t-shirt has a X on it sweet he'll be stoked!
sorry to hear, man why can't he settle?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Jan 6 2003 4:15AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
im sorry, but people like that shouldnt be let out of jail


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Jan 6 2003 4:45AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
Soap on a rope!


'I'm still Ugly'
Jan 6 2003 3:17PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
YOu mean downloading porn is illegal?
oh boy, andy is in trouble


Jan 6 2003 3:28PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
hahah actually go check out the shirt, it's great :-)

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Jan 6 2003 6:03PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
yea, that t shirt is great cause its so true
-Grant

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Jan 6 2003 6:11PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
no, it is illegal if you are under 18, but he is 18, its that it was against his parole thing i think, or it was underage porn or something
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Jan 6 2003 10:28PM
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Lilman757410
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
dang i didn't know it was illegal to download porn. that's homo!
Jan 6 2003 10:34PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
my cousin is in jail for stealing $50 from the neighbors... they claimed it was over $450 (the neighbors are real fuck ups and lie all the time about everything) and now he has over 4 months for this fucking shit

.:[Tyler]:.

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Jan 7 2003 1:29AM
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LexHavoc
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
stupid petty theives and chronic offenders should just be executed so they dont pollute the world with their offspring. i have no sympathy for criminals that get caught.
Jan 8 2003 12:22AM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
ya your cousin screwed up alot and he deserves what he got
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Jan 8 2003 10:46AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah he must be retarded for breaking the law over and over and over people like that seriously shouldnt be let out or parolled cause theres a 99 percent chance that theyre gonna do sometin like it again
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Jan 8 2003 11:10AM
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