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How can i piss off my teacher without getting into to much shit
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my shop tecaher is pretty much retarted and the semesters almost over, so i wanna find out a way to really annoy him. like ive already done stuff like supergluing his markbook together but i wanna do more. ideas? i cant really do anything that he knows is me cause ill get into lots of trouble
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super glue everything in his office, his papers to his desk his chair to the floor so it doesnt move his light switches desk drawers super glued open.
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put his nut sack on the sander machine
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i swear when he sawed my project in half for the second time i was about to jam a chisel into his testicles.
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dismantle his chair and tape it back so it stays then when he sits it falls
if ever he leavs class clogg the key hole with puddy so he cant get back in
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i had that problem..
to make the long story short. i was talking with my friend about how our spanish teacher should go to san francisco and get married to his gay lover..(i was a sophmore then) he overheard and i got suspended.
he then put me in a beginner spanish class and im mohter tongue. so one day while the class is playing monopoly i take 2 500 monopoly money bills walk over to his room and say "here is for your trip to san francisco. i hear jet blue has cheap flights"
he never could or did say a thing. and i ended up getting even
he was one of those teachers that ridiculed you and put you down but as soon as things turned around he got mad. so i stuck it to him...well at least i like to think i did.
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yes, my whole class will be so stoked great idea. i should saw one of his projects in half
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you stuck it to your gay teacher?! isnt that illegal?
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haha...i doubt he was gay...well maybe he was...fucker.
but no i didnt "stick it to him" literally.
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by mixing Na, Si, C, and Fr you can make quit an explosen in chemistry class. the only problem is tah Fr is radioactive
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fr or francisium will blow the fuck up just by itself if it touches water, that stuffs like more powerful than dinomite
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whack off on the disc sander, turn it on when he walks by
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we made this one teacher cry by making bird noises at her all day. you could try it but it probably wouldnt work
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what shop is it, that could give us lots of ideas
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we had a really weird french teacher. so we put shaving cream in is herbal tea. we went nuts and moved to quebec. he's there problem now.
i think my school has turned like 5 teachers nuts.
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find a cool nickname for him, and shout it every single class every where u go, if its really abstract he wont make the connection. and your insulting him to his face in class
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put a tiger in his classroom
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with scotch tape (whatever that transparent tape is called ) tape and inverted thumb tack on his chair. you could even paint the tape and the dumb tack the same colour as the chair to make it less obvious.
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unbutton your pants and take off your shirt and run into the principles office nad be like "(teachers name) is trying to molest me" or sumthing like that
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ahahahahah that's classy.
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fuck up the bandsaw and shit. pick up one of his speacial projects he made and dop it on purpose but make it seem like an acident.
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