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Skiing jokes

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kamikaze_nl
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Does anybody have a good ski joke ??

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Jan 5 2003 3:39PM
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gretegirl
Posts: 741 - Karma: 257
ski'ing (ske'ing)
1. n. the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great person risk.


( I got that outa a Skiing Joke Dictionary. )
I hope that made you laugh
'Pipe Is Nice'
Jan 5 2003 3:50PM
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alpentalik
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skiing is a joke



''Revolution's like a pussy, I'm trying to stay up in it.''
Jan 5 2003 4:08PM
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kamikaze_nl
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* What is the difference between God and a ski
instructor?
- God does not think he is a ski instructor

* A car has five snowboarders in the back seat.
What do you call the driver?
- Sheriff

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Jan 5 2003 6:27PM
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kamikaze_nl
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New school skiing is where you race down a steep hill and fly 300 feet through the air. There's just got to be a better way to meet hot nurses.


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Jan 5 2003 6:33PM
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kamikaze_nl
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Three guys drive to a ski range and arrive late at night. They finally find a place to stay, but when they get to their room, they find that it only has one large bed, and this is the last room in the place. They decide, 'what the heck, it's only one night' and share the bed. The next morning they all wake up. The guy on the left side of the bed says, 'I had the strangest dream. I thought some guy was jerking me off.' The guy on the other side of bed is shocked. 'I had the same dream, too!'

The guy who slept in the middle says, 'Well, I didn't have that dream. I thought I was cross country skiing.'

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Jan 5 2003 6:42PM
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smuggs
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whats the worst part about skiing???



telling your mom you're gay......heard it from a snowboarder a few days ago.


-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

-head honcho of ecvm
Jan 5 2003 6:51PM
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dez22
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how do you know when there is a ski racer at a party?

he'll tell you
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Jan 5 2003 8:02PM
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MadTrixter
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what's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?
the way you attach the dirtbag


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Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Jan 5 2003 9:31PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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what's the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza?

a pizza can feed a family of 4.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Jan 5 2003 10:05PM
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Ds91260
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whats the difference from a novice snowboarder and a snowboard instructor

about 3 days
Jan 6 2003 12:56AM
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Skier711
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funny shit
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Jan 6 2003 10:38AM
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