SKI PATROL= ASSHOLES ON WHEELS

Yesterday i was at my tiny local mountian where i have skiied for my entire life. Everyone in the office and attending the lifts know me. As i was cruising switch in my bright pink jump suit a ski patrol dude hit a patch of ice and smashed into me from my blind side. He was skiing out of control like a retard and treid to blame the whole thing on me because i was being so reckless skiing backwards. He treid to take my pass with his good hand (he broke two bones in his left hand and broke my clavicle) and tried to have me reported to the cops as a "menace to society." My first reaction was to apologize and help him up but the fucker started screaming at me so now he probably has no job and a broken metacarpal. Now i'm done skiing for anywhere from one month to three cause of this moron on a power trip. Now im stuck in bed ranting on NS. Moral: Fuck ski patrol. If they aren't better skiiers than most of the mountain they shouldn't have a job protecting people. I'm sure many do their jobs competantly and well but there is no reason why some idiot with little judgement and stability should be given a job like that.