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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
about 2 months ago I had sex with a married women. (I only found out she was married afterwards)her husband was in jail and thats why I never saw her with a guy and she didnt have a ring.

anyways as soon as I found out she was maried I told her I could not see her again (which I didnt until last night)

last night at our building we had a holiday party. and she was there with a big guy who had a tatoo on his neck.
later on that guy came up behind me put his hand on y shoulder and said "did you have fun with my wife while I was away?"
at this point his wife came in grabbed him and pulled him away.
Dec 17 2005 10:28PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dec 17 2005 10:29PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
how old are you?
Dec 17 2005 10:29PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
your dead dood...
Dec 17 2005 10:29PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
18 and I really want to live till im 19
Dec 17 2005 10:29PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Pffft, ahhahahha. I remember this story man. Thanks for the update.
Dec 17 2005 10:29PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
i would poop my pants if i were you
Dec 17 2005 10:30PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
ohh shit, ur fucking kidding......
Dec 17 2005 10:30PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I really whcih I was.
Dec 17 2005 10:31PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
well, i hate to break it to you, but, you are fucked.
Dec 17 2005 10:37PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
thats why they make GUNS
Dec 17 2005 10:42PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
^shut up molone
Dec 17 2005 10:44PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i remember this story wow thats not cool. well for you at least
Dec 17 2005 10:50PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
if i were you i would grow a mustache quick for a disguise
Dec 17 2005 10:54PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
or draw one on
Dec 17 2005 10:54PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
shit son.. that blows
Dec 17 2005 10:57PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
i remember you telling that story. that sucks!
Dec 17 2005 10:58PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Who knows maybe the bastard is in jail for a white-collar crime??? Money Launderers aren't really that dangerous. But then again they might have locked him up beating someones face in with a lead pipe. May the force be with you.
Dec 17 2005 10:59PM
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1080_grinder
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 10
o shit, your fucked
Dec 17 2005 11:03PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
its HOLY shit by the way...holly is my ex gf's name...
Dec 17 2005 11:03PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
YOUVE BEEN PUNKED!
naw. just kidding your fucked
Dec 17 2005 11:04PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
wow hahahaha if i were you i would get the hell out of town for awhile.....

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
Dec 17 2005 11:05PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
ok, so now you run away to canada and get a new name and never turn back. except for occasional weekend visits to fuck that wife again
Dec 17 2005 11:05PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
dude, fuck her again... and if the guy tries to attack you stab him in the eye with a fork
Dec 17 2005 11:06PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yeah. spoon the wife. fork the husband
Dec 17 2005 11:10PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
That or, he could possibly be doin time for killin the last guy who did it, but I wouldnt really worry about it, maybe you to should sit down and talk about it
Dec 17 2005 11:14PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
well since you knew you were gonna die, when he asked you if you had fun with his wife, you probly should have said something to the extent of "yea, it was amazing"
Dec 17 2005 11:17PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
bahahahahahaha
Dec 17 2005 11:17PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
shit that blows. Youve got two options man:
a)skip town
b)stay put, hope the wife talks him off, and if she doesnt and he comes to beat you plead ignorance. Probably the worst hes gonna do to you is put you in hospital for a bit. maybe not even.

I'd go with a). good luck.
Dec 17 2005 11:18PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
update us when you get killed.

or if he makes another smerky comment, and turns out that he doesnt care.
Dec 17 2005 11:34PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
yeh man i remember this story from a while back...damn i hope this one works out for you
Dec 17 2005 11:47PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
Are you kidding me?
Dec 17 2005 11:49PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha that would be some scary shit.
Dec 17 2005 11:53PM
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PhishHead
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
start strengthening your mind. then you can use the jedi mind trick and kick his ass. mentally.
Dec 17 2005 11:54PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
im not planning on ever being near him.
Dec 17 2005 11:55PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
may god be with you.....for 1,000 dollars ill kill him for you, but i demand the money up front....

(note the sarcasm)

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Dec 17 2005 11:58PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
hey man i hope the sex was amazing
Dec 18 2005 12:00AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
fuck man thats gay, how did u meet the girl?
Dec 18 2005 12:07AM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
fucking fight him with some brass nucks and a switchblade
Dec 18 2005 12:09AM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
whos that? and oh yeah im not sure if your aware or if your have accepted it but......... you live in the sweaty taint of the united states
Dec 18 2005 12:22AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
oh man i remember when you first told this story...this is great just tell him that you know about his "friend" bubba and that you will tell everyone if he fucks with you
Dec 18 2005 12:48AM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
well since hes been in prison for awhile, maybe you could return the favor to him. i mean...everyone needs lovin. you could have a love triangle. after a couple nights, hed probably forgive you.
Dec 18 2005 12:54AM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
hats off to getting with a married chick, oh about the big guy well just um you fucked either way
Dec 18 2005 1:12AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
good fucking luck with that...
Dec 18 2005 2:14AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
hahah i remember this story from a long time ago too!
Dec 18 2005 2:51AM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
im not gonna lie.... you might die... and if no that then you deffenilty will not be able to ski for awhile if he touches you... haha good luck... man
Dec 18 2005 4:55AM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
after the first punch just turn the other cheek, if your still alive that is
Dec 18 2005 5:09AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
bwahahaahahahaha... ah, the saga continues.
Dec 18 2005 9:25AM
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JoakimHayland
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 43
just run and hide, run and hide
Dec 18 2005 10:16AM
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nick_can_skate
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
take out the neck-tattooed fag
Dec 18 2005 10:38AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
we are all very proud of you. wonder how he found out
Dec 18 2005 10:42AM
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