props to nissan, thats 2 years in a row theyve had skiers throwing down in their commercials, this year they have skiers doing lawndars and what not over a road gap
-That gun made me feel like a man, now all that i have left are my enormous genitals.' black cop from the simpsons
-me:so whats your name dude?
some drunk: JESUS!!
me: oh really!??! so can you walk on water?
some drunk: no, but i can walk on kool-aid.