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Funny story that happend to these kids that fucked wit my car

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pulser9
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Ok so im a jounior in highschool and only the seniors are saposed to park in the parking lot. But i drive back from lunch after 7th period each day and park in an open spot cus peole have left school and theres spots open so it shouldnt mater if i park there. So the past few days these kids have been saying shit to me and writing shit on my car with thos car marker things but i realy didnt care cus its not like there gana beat me up cus im biger then them and im a football player so no one fucks wit the football players. OK so theres a teacher that has the same color and model truck as me so 4 days ago i parked over by the corner where she parks and they wrote on my car again so the next day i didnt park in the lot and they wrote on the teachers car thinking it was mine and they wrote realy realy dirty stuff. then i didnt park in the lot the next day and they wrote on her car again. so today she put a camera in her car looking out and today they didnt write on her car they keyed the shit outa both sides of her car and shes got it on camera and there gana be in deep shit. I was so happy with my self. But there realy lucky it wasnt my car they keyd cus they would have been beaten very very bad.
Dec 15 2005 10:15PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
haha thats awesome. good thinking dude
Dec 15 2005 10:17PM
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Tinga
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haha nice job man
Dec 15 2005 10:19PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
served.
Dec 15 2005 10:20PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
nice one question
after 7th period, how many classes you have
Dec 15 2005 10:22PM
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MitchPee
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"its not like there gana beat me up cus im biger then them and im a football player so no one fucks wit the football players."


Honestly I thought it was a funny story, but this is just sad. Do yourself a favor and try to poke your head with a pin. Don't get a big pin because it might explode. Just a small hole to let some of the ego out.
Dec 15 2005 10:25PM
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pulser9
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
8 but i got a double lunch n one class is gym so 5 learning classes and ones art which the teacher is awsome and he tells storys the who time and there funny
Dec 15 2005 10:26PM
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pulser9
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
ok xxscratch its the truth i was saying it was nt like they were going to beat me up beacause im biger then them i dont think u need to make a big deal outa that
Dec 15 2005 10:28PM
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amlowenstein
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well said. please consider it.
Dec 15 2005 10:29PM
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alpineplease
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what the fuck fag i keyed your car!
Dec 15 2005 10:31PM
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MitchPee
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Yeah I do need to make a big deal. It's the egotistical morons that are the ones that someday are going to get the beating of their lives by someone smaller than them. You obviously have never seen a fight where size doesn't matter, because I've seen a lot of them.
Dec 15 2005 10:37PM
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Andystar
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
git'r done
Dec 15 2005 10:37PM
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pulser9
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
no im sorry i have seen a fight where a smaller kid one. But the kids im refering to do not kno how to fight so it dosnt realy mater
Dec 15 2005 10:38PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
thats awesome and hilarious. 100 % pure NS quality awesomeness.

"i realy didnt care cus its not like there gana beat me up cus im biger then them and im a football player so no one fucks wit the football players"

that does sound pretty lame though
Dec 15 2005 10:42PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
good idea maaaaaan. you should hooked up a car battery or something the outside of the car so when they touched it it shock the shit outta them
Dec 15 2005 10:45PM
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MitchPee
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yeah then the teacher goes to open her door...
Dec 15 2005 10:46PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
or those flamethrowers from under the car that are legal in like argentina!
Dec 15 2005 10:48PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
indeed, i saw that shit at a british car show on TV. its like the best alarm system evaaaaaarrrrr. but mine is better. its the viper alarm system and hehe, i have a speaker instead of a siren, and umm im going to have it programed so that it plays "cant touch this- mc hammer" hahaha
Dec 15 2005 10:59PM
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PhishHead
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
yeah or you could hook it up so the car blows up if anyone touches it-thatll show those bastards
Dec 15 2005 11:10PM
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soulskier
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yeah, just like in james bond
Dec 15 2005 11:12PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
there are six spelling errors in that post alopne. dumb fuckin jocks.
Dec 15 2005 11:14PM
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bmxican_89
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good story though
Dec 15 2005 11:14PM
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pulser9
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thank you, I apreciate that. But football will get me into almost any colege i want to go to so maby they can help me fix that there. So i dont mind you calling me a dumb jock.
Dec 15 2005 11:24PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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unless you play pro ball no decent college off the top of my head is known for football
Dec 15 2005 11:26PM
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bmxican_89
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chang "colege" to "college" and "maby" to "maybe" and take out the word "there" and you are good to go.
Dec 15 2005 11:28PM
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pulser9
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
well they can teach me that in a few years
Dec 15 2005 11:29PM
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bmxican_89
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now that one was perfect. i dont think they have much left to teach you! you are ready for the real world!
Dec 15 2005 11:32PM
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hartig
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i must say, they've had it comin to them
Dec 15 2005 11:33PM
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pulser9
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
realy i could care less if i can spell well thats not one of the things that are inportant to me, iv been trying to learn to spell well since i was little but it just dosnt work i guess thats because im an idiot. But every other subject i do fine in so it dosnt bother me.
Dec 15 2005 11:38PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
ah hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha
i laughed for a solid 2 minutes when i read that.
Dec 16 2005 7:06AM
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dynathug
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
pure genius...excellent tale
Dec 16 2005 7:46AM
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Capt.Flannel
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You're Not a Senior. You shouldn't park there anyways. It's just common sense man. You wait till Senior year to park in the Senior lot.
Dec 16 2005 8:54AM
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freestyleskiin
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good job
Dec 16 2005 9:33AM
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frogger69
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haha
Dec 16 2005 10:20AM
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*rkp*
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haha rad
Dec 16 2005 10:38AM
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OnuJaarek
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hahaha thats rich real rich
Dec 16 2005 10:41AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
that is the fucking coolest idea ive heard all day. cant touch this hahahahah dude omg do it
Dec 16 2005 2:48PM
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sconniestyle
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it's easy to spell "do you want fries with that?"
Dec 16 2005 2:54PM
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Lateralis
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just cuz your bigger than them doesnt mean they cant kick your ass.
Dec 16 2005 3:10PM
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KRASHED
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perfect time to say: OWNNNNNED
Dec 16 2005 4:42PM
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Forum*
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hahah, beautiful job.
Dec 16 2005 5:09PM
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Scoszko
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a little egotistical, but good job
Dec 16 2005 5:17PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
brilliant!!!
Dec 16 2005 6:20PM
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CBROOKS
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thats awsome, great thinking
Dec 16 2005 7:04PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
CAREFUL!! he might get confused. hes already learned one new sentence today.
Dec 16 2005 7:08PM
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*542*
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sick job
Dec 16 2005 7:10PM
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skierdudeguy
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cant someone let ONE thread go and not get on anybody?
Dec 16 2005 7:16PM
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k2yeags
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i counted 9....
Dec 16 2005 7:33PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
get teh fuck off your high horses goddamnit. the kid is just trying to tell a fucking story. Get over yourselves, yay, you're fucking educated. do you think he really cares? he obviously has football going for him, and if thats all he cares about so be it. stop being a bitch, laugh a little from the story, and get on with your miserable. i mean, for fuck's sake, your arguing over the internet.
Dec 16 2005 9:22PM
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MitchPee
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No, this needed bashing.
Dec 16 2005 9:23PM
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