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Stevens pass "wallride"...
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can anybody explain what the hell?
im so utterly baffled by it
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i don't know but i hear itS JUST SOO SICK!!! i hear it's definatly the best feature in the park................
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right up there with the SOOPER BOOTER!!!
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unfortunately they havent actually built the rad super booter, but the wallride thing is up.
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boner ride...not wall ride psh
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my bad
the boner ride is gay
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I'm so getting a pass to Stevens next year if I am still living in Wenatchee.
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there is no super booter, well at least accordin to gormley in a recent email(2-3 days ago)
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not according to the website
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another testament to how gay stevens is, but still, we at snoqualmie, dont want you to come to our mountain.
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patience man, the super booter will come
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dspong was mad stoked on the sooper booter
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i wish i could be patient but when derek got an email from gormely saayin that the likes of it happenin well there arnt any. not untill like late for that comp. but there supossed to get snow monday. we shall all pray
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unfortunately for us gormley has no ambition to do shit
or just stevens in general. there are some cool people, but overall, just doesnt quite formulate to SUCCESS
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very true, hes a tool and the mangment blows. wheni spoke with an employee . i was told they have lots of moeny now due to all profit and no expenses but knwoin stevens it will go to family oreinted purchases( lodges, and etc.)
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OMG seriously take that shit down until you can build a decent quarterpipe to set it on, sticking a wallride in the middle of a flat slope just don't work yo
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stevens sucks, dont ride snoqaulmie... so go ride some fuckin gay shit... later.
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seriously kinda gay tho, its like a big penis just sticking out of the snow, from now on it shall be dubbed "The Cock Ride"
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it would be a sick feature if the transition climbed UP the wall instead of INTO the wall
hopefully that will be fixed, i emailed them about it
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riding straight into the wall is where its at
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that thing is so dumb, they made it so you have to hit it at an angle.
I call it the "monolithe"
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yea i thought of it as a monilith, not as cool as 2001 though...
but its still a gay ol cock ride
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shit man
i love it, the smooth transfer, the ride up is facing directley up hill, soo smooth to hit....
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up here at whistler the wall ride sucks too. it is about 2feet high and is just a wast if time because the transition is non existant. the super pipe was nice though.
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The wallride needs some girth.
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they could make it so much better, all they have to do is put more snow around it and shape it so you go up it instead of straight into it. but the waterfalls are in decent shape, they finally have some kick, perfect for 5s of all varieties.
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That thing is a fucking obelisk. The only people I've seen get above five feet up on it have fallen on thier heads. And why the hell is it at an angle? Instead of one semi-fucked up in run they have two awful ones. Amatures... I am so dissapointed at the stevens park crew this year.
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haha. im way more impressed with the park crew this year. they actually have taken some initiative to making a better park this year. we have 5 little jumps, 2 ok sized jumps, and the big waterfall that is decent sized with a great transition, lots of pop, and a sick landing. for having only about a 30 inch base, and in many places of the park less than 15 inches, im fairly impressed. sure, the transition into the cock ride is shitty, but other than that the park is pretty fun. especially the rollers! im not angry at anybody, but im voicing my opinion, and i feel sorry for anybody who is dissapointed with the park right now. honestly, we are getting peed on, have SHIT for snow, and the park crew is still out there every night grooming and shaping, give them some credit people.
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I think parks around the country need to look at the example being set by Big Bears park crew in LA. It's hard to believe unless you've seen them in action, but they've definately got there shit together. I've been hearin everybody's talk about Snoqualmies rails and Stevens' super booter, stoked to check them out. Would be nice if it stopped fucking raining though...
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update on the "cock ride". they moved it up the hill and the jump to it is actual vert making the thing do able and fun.
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YAY, thanks kohl for the update!!
and this is for SLE- i would hate for stevens to turn into bear mtn, and i'm sure many others around the PNW would agree with me. sure, bear would be fun for a while, but the entire mountain is a park! how could you ONLY ski park??? that would suck massivly gigantic balls. yeah, bear is setting the standard for their boxes, but i would hate to see that happening to mountains around here. the quality of the shit needs to improve, not necissarily the quantity. a few more features (wallride, staircase, etc..) would be nice, but to transform our whole mountain into a park would be unfortunate.
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i tried to ascend high, high up the cock ride. not quite to the top because its like hitting a wall...
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the higher up you get on the cock ride the less gay you are
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hey snowsnowsnow, I didn't say the mountains around here should turn into big bear at all, skiing pow and back country is the shit, but we don't have it at big bear. Since all we've got is one big giant park, and since big bears park crew rocks, maybe crews around the nation should take notice.
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someone get a pic or post a vid of Steven's penis
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I looked at that thing last night, what the fuck, the takeoff wasnt even near vert!!?! People are just treating it like a spine, going off getting 5 feet of air on either side. That shit needs to stop, and the takeoff needs to be more vert.
And...
Whats the highest mark anyones gotten on it?
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when they actually had a little bit of vert, i got about 3/4 of the way up, but its still a gay ol cock ride. they have plenty of snow too...
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The box at the top of the park lights up on impact and I heard that the cock ride lights up too but I didn't see it light up. you can see what looks like a red light at the top of it.. anyone know if it truly lights up? and why it didn't when it was hit yesterday?
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the trap box flashes red as you grind it, its fucking silly
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^i slid it and it didnt do that..... :(
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i was there with kohl at night a couple weeks ago when the trap box was still down by the pipe, and it was just flashing blue all night. and yeah the cock ride does seem to have a red light at the top of it.....maybe you have to touch the top for it to go off??
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they spent so much fucking time making sure they would light up that the boxes suck
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haha I was so stoked when that thing lit up. Is anyone going to the rail jam Thursday?????
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