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Jokes to send me to hell

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spin
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so i need some new racist jokes, or anything totally rediculous

the two best so far: what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? an erection

why couldnt jesus play hockey? he kept getting nailed to the boards
Dec 14 2005 8:04PM
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SteezePatrol
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what happened
Dec 16 2005 2:20AM
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Ryno
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how do you get 2000 babies in a VW Bettle?
a blender


How do you get them out?
nachos


Why did Michael Jackson run to the gap for a sale?
he heard boys pants were half off



On a scale of 1-10, how old is michael boyfriend?




What is the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face till you teens



*last three were from the PPP
Dec 16 2005 2:44AM
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freeskier0808
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some of these r really bad but i cant resist, enjoy:

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!

What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us

What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!


Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!

What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!


What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!


Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!

What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!


Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!

wow these r teriable i need to stop now, god please forgive me, but if u want more jokes go to this site.... www.Racist-Jokes.com

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
Dec 16 2005 2:46AM
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hippie_cat
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read the thread.
Dec 16 2005 7:02AM
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Von
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whats the difference between micheal jackson and a shopping cart


a shopping cart carries grocery's
and micheal jackson fucks little boys
Dec 16 2005 9:58AM
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Scolson
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WOMEN'S RIGHTS
that one realy isn't very good. here:

Why don't women need driver's licenses?

There's no roads between the kitchen and the laundry room.


Why don't women wear watches?

There's a clock on the oven.
Dec 16 2005 9:54PM
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FUUUCK
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why cant helen keller drive???


cause shes a woman!
Dec 16 2005 11:31PM
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crazyfuck
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so, these two kids, a brother and a sister, ran downstairs on Christmas morning to a pile of presents under their tree. as they were sitting in front of the tree, they quickly counted up how many each had. after they were finished counting the girl turned to her brother and said, "hahahaha, i have 87 presents and you only have 12!" the brother simply responded, "hahahaha, i don't have cancer!"
Dec 17 2005 12:41AM
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1-pippin
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thats awsome^
Dec 18 2005 3:24PM
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dtn13
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how do you kill 50 flies at once?
Slap an ethiopian in the face
Dec 18 2005 3:45PM
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casualfiasco
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ya ya
Dec 24 2005 7:29PM
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tBatt
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what does a jew and a canoe have in common?

the canoe will eventually tip


whats hte difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

the bucket



what do u say when you see ur tv floating away in the night

hey nigger drop that
Dec 24 2005 7:56PM
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public_enemy720
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thats so funny but i shouldnt be laughing cause my friend was born in ethiopia (i think i spelled that wrong)
Dec 24 2005 8:10PM
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MADr.
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in that case

how do you kill 100,000 ethiopians?

roll a biscut down a cliff
Dec 24 2005 9:07PM
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tBatt
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a black a mexican and an asian jump off the empire state building...who hits the ground first?

who cares?!?!
Dec 24 2005 10:14PM
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CooksCorner
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To the topic. John Legend. Take it Slow
Dec 24 2005 10:30PM
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*Neil
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Yo guyz, stop making fun of black people i got one in my familly tree .................... He is still hanginf their.
Dec 24 2005 10:44PM
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*Neil
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Q:Who is the best jewish cook?




A:HITLER
Dec 24 2005 11:02PM
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*Neil
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Sorry i keep making new threads...

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Dec 24 2005 11:09PM
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duhamelski
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bump cause some of these were really funny
Dec 30 2005 9:53PM
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twix_182
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heres a nasty one:
why put a baby in a blender feet first?

to see the look on his face.
Dec 30 2005 9:58PM
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Elijah.
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hahaha

what do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!

What happened to the Jew with a boner that walked into a wall?
He Broke his nose!

What do Helen Kellers parents do to punish her?
Leave the Plunger in the Toilet
and
Rearrange the furniture

hahaha

What do you do when you find a women outside of the kitchen?
Tighten her chain!
Dec 30 2005 10:06PM
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skier27
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how do you get a nigger to stop jumping on your bed??
put velcro on the ceiling

how do you get him down??
tell mexicans he's a pinyata

how do you start a mexican marathon?
roll a quarter down the street

whos the richest person in mexico??
the guy who catches the quarter
Dec 30 2005 10:22PM
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DJCrazyA
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Lets keep this shit going


Why cant Jesus eat M&M's?

Cuase they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Feb 3 2006 6:29PM
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DJCrazyA
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How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?


Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
Feb 3 2006 6:39PM
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DJCrazyA
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Why cant niggers play in the sand box?

Cause the cat keeps burying them
Feb 3 2006 6:41PM
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DJCrazyA
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Whats red and blue and doesn't like sex very much?


A rape victim.
Feb 3 2006 7:06PM
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DJCrazyA
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What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he
shot himself?


The roof of his mouth.
Feb 3 2006 7:08PM
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SteezePatrol
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elaborate, I seem to be ignorant on what happened in australia
Feb 3 2006 9:20PM
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SteezePatrol
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wait nm i probably should have read the whole thread


here's a racist joke that is most likely sending someone to hell (a guilty feeling in our minds, not an actual place, jeez let's get serious people)

why do african american individuals only have nightmares?






























we killed the last one with a dream













































rip mlk
Feb 3 2006 9:22PM
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TheQuailman
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a father says to his kid, "if you jerk off you'll go blind"

the kid says, "dad im over here"
Feb 4 2006 11:01AM
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jambone
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I told that joke to a black guy the other day. He thought it was funny as hell.
Feb 24 2006 9:35PM
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Dan.
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ridiculous = how do you re-use a tampon? as a vampire tea bag.
i heard that the other day, and didnt really find it funny but everybody else did.
Feb 24 2006 9:40PM
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pwallstreet
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what two things cant you give to a black guy?
- a fat lip and a black eye
Feb 24 2006 10:32PM
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ryan.c
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ahahhahahhah i thought that was mad funny
Feb 24 2006 10:44PM
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Eazy_Eags
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what barbie charecter cant fit in the barbie mansion door?

quadrapalegic Ken

haha i find it funny but w.e
Feb 24 2006 11:33PM
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chowe6
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thisd will probably get deleted but here it goes.....oh and i am religious and will probably go to hell myself for this but here it goes.....

why was jesus a savior?



cause he was a shity carpenter
Feb 24 2006 11:48PM
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delete
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funny but disturbing
Feb 24 2006 11:53PM
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Desjardins
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i never found those dead babies jokes funny, there mostly kind of nasty
Feb 25 2006 12:01AM
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Shadows
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i like this one, someone on ns said it, and i never forgot haha. not sure if someone said it in this thread...


you guys gonna pick up tht hot new album that just dropped?




its call terry schaivo unplugged
Feb 25 2006 12:02AM
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gbirrd
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LMFAOOO
Apr 16 2009 11:57PM
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fsscott
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this made me laugh really hard
Apr 17 2009 2:00AM
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JamesR
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Fuck that shit nigga.

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE, YOU WHITE AZZ CRACKA LOOKIN SLAVE OWNIN WHITE BREAD MAYONNAISE EATIN, VOLVO DRIVIN JOB HAVIN RICH ASS MO FUCKAS!

OH YEAH AND FUCK THE STATE OF MICHIGAN! AN THE WHOLE SOUTH YOU FORMA SLAVE OWNN MOTHA FUCKAS!

REP THE 310 BITCH, KILLIN WHITE PEOPLE TILL I DIE MOTHA FUCKA!

AWW SHIT YOU WHITE MO FUCKAS, YOU THINK I FORGOT YALL IN THE NORTH EAST, YEAH YOU WHITE PEOPLE LIVIN IN CAPE COD AN SHIT FUCK YOU.

IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR UTAH, WELL AKCHEWALLY, YOU PROLLY JUS MORMON SO I GON AVOID YO WEIRD AZZEZ!

Apr 17 2009 2:17AM
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duckets.
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buzzkill.......


bump
Apr 17 2009 11:19PM
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nathanielstyza
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this thread disappoints me.
Apr 17 2009 11:21PM
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Shredneck
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If I already posted this sorry

If you drop an apple and a nigger from a tree at the same time which hits the ground first? The apple. The noose stops the black guy
Apr 17 2009 11:36PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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What's the worst thing about black jews?

They have to sit in the back of the oven. Jokes.
Apr 17 2009 11:36PM
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EvanMeyer
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I know way to many and im deff going to hell for it

What do you call a black person that works?
A slave

How do you starve a nigger?
Put the welfare check under his working boots.

Did you hear about the new jewish sports car?
it stops on a dime then picks it up

Why did the jew spend 40 years in the desert?
He heard someone lost a quarter

Why do jews have such big noses?
Cause the air is free

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over the same penny

What do you call a piece of paper in afghanistan?
A map

Im sure some of these have been posted but those were the ones I remembered
and im a total dick the girl i have been with lately is jewish
Apr 17 2009 11:40PM
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Dylan_
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why cant mexicans be fire fighters ? because they can't tell the difference between hose A and hose B
Apr 17 2009 11:45PM
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Dan.
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Jose, Emilio, and Sancho jump off a cliff to see who lands first. who wins?








Society.
Apr 18 2009 12:29AM
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