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Hitting a Duck?

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QuazBotch
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never.

Unless it was humping my leg or eating my lunch or something.
Dec 3 2001 7:15PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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Hit the fucking Quackers.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 3 2001 7:18PM
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hanklambo
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yea, unless theyre little, then leave the poor little brahs alone........and never hit penguins!, especially the dancing ones!
Dec 3 2001 7:24PM
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QuazBotch
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Yeah, if a penguin wanted to kill me, I'd have to let it. I mean, its a penguin! You just can't fight a penguin!!!

But we should be talking about ducks.
NEXT!!!
Dec 3 2001 7:32PM
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onedoorboy
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You can go after geese though. All they do is sit around and shit.
Dec 3 2001 8:25PM
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Billups
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penquins are so cool...i want one for a pet. i would build it a little shelter that was always cold. and if he was a nice penquin he would let me ski in there. i'm either getting one for christmas or going to the zoo and stealing one...anyone want to help?
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Dec 3 2001 8:27PM
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Alan11
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i hate geese, those little bastards try and peck my leg when i go past on my bike, they the only animal imhappy died for me to eat
Dec 3 2001 9:01PM
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hanklambo
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skogen_rider..im up for the penguin-napping, but we need to teach it how to dance...and ski too

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

Werd to the dancing penguin!
Dec 3 2001 9:35PM
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sizzlah
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Mr. Popper's Penguins is the greatest book...tele and DC, you guys have got to read it! i like ducks too much...how can people EAT duck??? never.
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Dec 3 2001 10:38PM
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QuazBotch
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That book rox0red my sox0rs when I was 8.
Dec 3 2001 10:49PM
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PhattTim
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A friend of mine once hit a duck with a rock by accident and all the girls in the class cried and hated him forever, he even had to move country coz they all hated him. Therefore if you ever want to get anywhere with a chick then don't hit a duck!!

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Dec 3 2001 11:09PM
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gordo
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haha. thats funny, i shoot ducks and geese every weekend
Dec 3 2001 11:26PM
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FISHinSHIT1
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i shoot ducks to eat them..they are good
my god man....did you see that?????? dont be a bitch..hit the bong
i make snow
warm weather sucks
late,
fish

Dec 3 2001 11:41PM
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WillBallin
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ya dont hunt

A)cuz i dont see y anyone acctually has to, hardly anyone who hunts accctually does it to sustain themselves... and like its really sport to kill something with a gun from a hundred yards away when theres no way it can fight back

B)more importantly chicks dont usually go for the whole hunter thing

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Dec 3 2001 11:46PM
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PhattTim
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word WJB. I like newschool hunting. It involves cunning real man instincts and skills. You gotta chase your food and tear it up with your bear hands and run around saying stuff like 'ARRRGH!!' 'MEEE!! MAKE FOOD!! YUM, ARGH!!' and that will make you cool.

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Dec 4 2001 12:00AM
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gordo
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haha...you guys are idiots. sorry but what you just said was jsut dumb wjbski. for one thing duck hunting takes a lot of skill calling and learnging how to arrange everything. and everyone who i know who hunts eats all of their meat.
Dec 4 2001 12:36AM
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PhattTim
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you don't have to arrange everything, you just gotta cover yourself in mud and hide in a bush, run out of it swinging your arms around yelling stuff like 'ARRRRGHH!!! DUCK!! YUM YUM!!! ARRRRR' and it's all good, then just reach out and spear tackle it. yum. and then look around go 'ARRRRR MEEE GET DUCK!!!! YUM YUM!!' well that's how I do it anyway.

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Dec 4 2001 1:49AM
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sizzlah
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um, yeah...girls don't go for the whole hunting thing...except for a coupld vermonters...that's about it.

phatttim - you are nutso, but i love you for it.
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
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Dec 4 2001 8:18AM
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quebecfreestyler
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ducks are good...
especialy with orange...
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Dec 4 2001 9:50AM
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FISHinSHIT1
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could yall be any more wrong....cover yourself in the mud...dude get a clue...you can obviously tell who has grown up with their mommy holding thier hands the whole way....hunting is a sport just like skiing or snowboarding.....and i hunt anything that i can just because i think that it is great to eat what you go and KILL...be a fucking man
my god man....did you see that?????? dont be a bitch..hit the bong
i make snow
warm weather sucks
late,
fish

Dec 4 2001 11:58AM
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hanklambo
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i dont like hunting...i think its retarded...it just seems so boring, u like sit around and wait for something to shoot...thats just my opinion

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

Werd to the dancing penguin!
Dec 4 2001 12:11PM
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PhattTim
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yeah, werd to DCMan. Yo fishy, I was totally just being an egg man, do you honestly think I would go and run around covered in mud like a neanderthal?? Actually, don't answer that question. I find hunting boring and tedious, I'd rather read a book, just my 0.02 though, I can see why people do like it.

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Dec 4 2001 12:59PM
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bitchassphatz
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hahahaha, im not a hunter myself but this reminded me of a great tale: so we were all drunk at some kids house and we had beebee guns......like rifles and all sorts of fun shit so we're all like walking around the yard looking for shit to shoot, this is after about 2 hours of target practice with pop cans......then like squirls were running across the power lines and this kid just aims up and shoots.....one drops from the lines.......then we unloaded, it was some funny shit. first thing i ever killed. i felt bad, but it was some funny shit dude. maybe its just cuz i was drunk, now that i read that im all sad. just disreguard that whole thing
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Dec 4 2001 2:05PM
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Reed.
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that was HILARIOUS phattim


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Dec 4 2001 3:45PM
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PhattTim
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haha thanx dude. Yo bitchass, is there ever a time when you are not totally sloshed?

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Dec 4 2001 6:35PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea dude....right now......im sick today so i have not done any drugs or drank any alcohal......i've just been eating pizza......yum the sweet sweet taste of pizza
'...the highlight of my night was rubbing one out' - gordo
'Ah man, what kinda pervert gets his jollies off playing with dog shit.....you guys are sick!' - Mexican Thug from Gone in 60 Seconds
Dec 4 2001 6:42PM
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Penguino1
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Howdy y'all, i feel sorry for you guys. I'm a hunter with a ski bunny girlfriend, and we go hunting together. But we never hunt penguins. By the way Penguino is spanish for penguin if you didn't figure that out. Idaho's got 5 feet. muahahahahahahah.


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Dec 4 2001 7:22PM
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Billups
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if we can teach the penguin to dance and ski then we're on...we can go to the zoo this weekend...
**To resist is to piss in the wind...Anyone who does will end up smelling** -Incubus
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Dec 4 2001 7:39PM
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sizzlah
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i like the zoo....i like the aquarium lots too!
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
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Dec 4 2001 8:53PM
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hanklambo
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yo skogen_rider, which zoo?..and my friend tried to teach one of my dogs to dance, it was funny shit

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

Werd to the dancing penguin!
Dec 4 2001 9:37PM
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yellowsnow4u
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Hmmmm a mans sport? Are you seriously comparing blasting an innocent animal from like 300 yards away with skiing? What are you insane or somehting? Thats just a ridiculous comparison. I am not totally against hunting for food.....but I don't reall like it. But I think that trophy hunting is sick. How much balls does it take to look down a scope and pull a trigger? Oh and don't give me crap for not know what I am talking about because I go shootign wiht my Grandpa all the time and he goes hunting a lot.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

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Dec 4 2001 9:57PM
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PhattTim
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haha, word bro! hope you get better soon bitchassphatz!! There's nothing you can compare skiing with except for skiing, nothing at all, except maybe girls but nah, maybe not even that.

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Dec 4 2001 10:59PM
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Reed.
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mmmmmm pizza, god that sounds good, i wish i kept some in my wallet like the guy from multiplicity


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Dec 4 2001 11:17PM
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gordo
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i had to comment on how you guys say its boring, yes at some times hunting can be boring, but...if yoru a good hunter, its not. and its not even about killing things all the time. its cool when your in a pond and you watch the sun rise, and you hear all of the animals waking up. you feel cut off from the world and you dont get stressed out about anything, or worry. its great. i would compar it to being on an untracked powder run wiht your friends.
Dec 5 2001 5:24PM
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Alan11
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yeah but when youre in an empty powder field you dont cruise down it and slaughter another living creature for little reason
Dec 5 2001 5:30PM
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gordo
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you think its slaughter??? are you dumb
Dec 5 2001 5:44PM
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gordo
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you think its slaughter??? are you dumb
Dec 5 2001 5:44PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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yeah I was talking to Cyss's dad and he shot the largest moose in Canada(or something along those lines) with a Bow and Arrow and it died in less than 5 seconds. It's no more slaughter than a poultry farm.
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Dec 5 2001 5:48PM
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gordo
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thats skill, i dont bow hunt but a shot at a moose that takes it down right away. that takes a lot of skill
Dec 5 2001 5:52PM
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Alan11
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i appreciate the skill level, and i also didnt mean slaughter in terms of a long painful death, i meant that they were dying (or you were killing them) for very little good reason
Dec 5 2001 6:20PM
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PhattTim
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I wanna have a punch up with the Ns.com Phatt Penguin, that'd be cool.

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Dec 5 2001 11:58PM
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PhattSarah
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You can't fight the penguin, he's too cool! Hey Tim, maybe you should make him a member of the PhattCrew!
Dec 6 2001 6:11AM
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yellowsnow4u
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He already is........He is our mascot :)
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

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Dec 6 2001 12:46PM
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quebecfreestyler
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And my mascots is the Phunking Phatt Phreeriders!!!!!
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Dec 6 2001 12:48PM
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PhattTim
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haha yeah, Team Extreme mascot is the phunkin' phatt penguin. And Quebec is just deluded, hehe, ay Cedric! Like we'd ever be your mascot, haha, I laugh at you!!

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Dec 6 2001 1:25PM
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Billups
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haha...so i went to the zoo last night with my school's german club, and i couldn't find the stinking penguins...it made me mad.
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Dec 6 2001 8:01PM
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Billups
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by the way, i was talking about the cincinnati zoo.
*To resist is to piss in the wind...Anyone who does will end up smelling* -Incubus
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Dec 6 2001 8:02PM
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bitchassphatz
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dude my uncle bow hunts. he used to be a shitty hunter when he was a ski bum at mammoth with my dad. then he just kept on doing it and now he's like amazing. it takes mad skill. and yes he does eat all the meat and what not. i personally have no problem with hunters, when i see it used as a sport and everything taken is used in a positive way.....food...clothes....heads on walls. but if you're going out and jsut killing things for the hell of it like me and my drunken friends.....its a shame man. that shit is sick. thats why after killing one little inocent animal i can't kill another, even if it was for sport. i dunno i got off subject........oh yea dude, so my uncle hunts things with his bow and aroow and is very successful....its pretty tight......he's a bad ass. and he's huge. like 6'7' and a lumber jack........damn that guy is fucking tuff.
'...the highlight of my night was rubbing one out' - gordo
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Dec 6 2001 8:11PM
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Freestyla_01
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if ur gonna hunt, get a stick or a rock and try to knock it out with that. or just go grab it and then kill it. thats real hunting.
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Dec 6 2001 8:21PM
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cypress1080
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werd to that






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Dec 6 2001 8:23PM
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yellowsnow4u
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Yah dude that is pretty much exactly what I said when we had some other hunting discussion a while back. If you think you are tough shit and want to be a man....then go do it without your precious high powered rifle that could kill a freaken dinosaur at 800 yards. I have less of a problem with bow hunting I think....I still don't really like it though. But I think it is better then the dudes just sitting there looking through a scope at some deer thats half a mile a way and pulling a trigger. There is nothing brave or manly about that.
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

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Dec 6 2001 8:48PM
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